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noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 07:26:00 +0000

hey everyone that's missing the ugly sluts here's the new listing

ugly sluts

regards
garv

Gloria Sex Kitten bottle insertion pics

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:41:00 +0000

Gloria sexkitten just wrote to say that she wanted to be on the Ugly Sluts page so how could I refuse her? here's 4 pics all involving inserting objects:

sadly gloria didn't want her pics here anymore. for more ugly sluts check the ugly sluts forum

Ugly Sluts for March 2nd 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:45:00 +0000

if you've never been to dumpster sluts before the ugly sluts section is a very small part of the site, check the Celebs & Free porn section for more porn and information about the site, now get your spew bags ready for another weeks ugly sluts update:

if your girlfriend, wife or casual fuck says something like "I wish i had bigger tits" and instead of going "so do I" and you feel that you want to say something nice, I suggest "you should have seen this ugly slut on dumpster sluts the other day she had big tits and when she got old they sagged and stretched, you don't want that now do you?" she'll say "wow you're right, ok you can put in my arse now" you're both happy!

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HAHAHAHA gotta love that facial. is that a big mole above her left tit? that's wrong the whole photo is just wrong!

anyone got a fork lift? I wanna get my cock in there! OH BABY!

This is one of my favourite pics for this weeks update, it's just so damn wrong! who let the werewolf out!?

what the fuck is going on with her pussy? did she forget to shave one flap? seriously that's the strangest pussy I've seen.

don't forget to check out Celebs & Free porn and Whale Tail Exposed Thongs

ugly sluts for February 23rd 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 23 Feb 2005 04:25:00 +0000

if this is your first time here, you may want to check out the other parts of the site as well, Celebs & Free Porn, Whale Tail Exposed Thongs - for more reviews and good laughs and dumpster sluts fan girls

The ugly sluts update every Wednesday

damn they're some big titties. I think they'd squash me, imagine a boob job with them. your cock would be a little corck bobbing in a sea of tit flesh

you could go muff diving from the high board on this and the hair would protect you on landing.

WHY?! seriously, i know she can't get a guy and needs the dildo but why show it to us?

fuck, her bra is about to break, the camera man will be killed by flying elastic. I can see it made into a new movie already

you need a lawn mower just to get your cock in that hole

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ugly hoes for February 16th 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 16 Feb 2005 01:13:00 +0000

looks like this chick got a bad anus bleach, surely they're just meant to bleach the ass hole?

maybe she's got the skin disease that michael jackson has, she's going very white

inverted tits, I wonder if she holds her arms behind her back do they become her shoulder blades?

this chick needs a hedge cutter, explorers could get stuck in there for months!

why remove the clothes and leave the shoes, surely we'd all rather see you remove the shoes and leave the clothes!

sorry there's only 5 ugly sluts this week, it's been a very busy time, I hope to get a lot more next week.

ugly sluts including some bottle insertion

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:57:00 +0000

the first few pics are from marcus and commented by him:

ooooo, scarry! but in unintended ways

love how the g-string thing is riding up to her FUPA (fat upper pussy
area), the fat pushing it up away from her fat twat

why are fat ugly skanks always out in the daylight?

the following pics are from wills and blueboxter and my comments:

i think she missed out on bottle training as a child, the other lips, THE OTHER LIPS! if you like this pic and you may want to check out my collection of bottle insertion pics

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait till i get my breath back HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! what is it with fat older women that they feel the need to remove their pubic hair? it makes it look like a crabs claw that's about to rip off a cock.

next time you think you've got a small cock think of this pic it doesn't matter chicks can fit massive things in there and if a chick ever does give you shit about the size of your cock just say "i'm going to do the echo test"
the echo test is where you shout "echo" into her cunt and just start going "Echo Echo, Echo echo, echo they never talk to you again but it gets the point across they're a loose slut

um is the chick on the right wearing a merkin (pubic wig)? actually they both look like they're wearing wigs on their heads too.

the only thing that could make this photo better is if one of them were to fart, wow imagine the fat fire. that would fuel a power station for a year :) yes that's what we need to do burn fat people as the new fossil fuel

another one that didn't learn what they meant by hold it to your lips!

hahahaha she looks like she's about to be served at a cannibal feast

here's the extras that i sadly didn't have the stomach to review, there's so many great things that could be said about these pics

ugly sluts for February 2nd 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 02:45:00 +0000

wooha mumma! that's some serious wobbles, we really could slap her thighs and go surfing on the waves of fat.

hahaha she's been kicked out into the cold cause she's so fucken ugly

this should have a general surgeon's warning: "kids this is why plastic surgery is bad" if you like her check out her site: Sable Holiday

this should have a general surgeon's warning: "dieting is a bad bad thing, get drunk and throw up occasionally but don't purge"

the problem with chicks that have a seemingly cute face is they may have tits like that. It's a Lotto when you're in a pub and you're about to hit on someone, will their Dcup tits look like that?

Is it pulling a cock out of there?! seriously what the fuck is going on?

i love this shot, two ugly hoes touching a ugly mans cock. it's just a classic caption competition photo

entry 1: I think it's a sock.
entry 2: feels like a sack of marbles to me

she has to force herself to smile these days, when she was younger she had nothing to frown about she was the beauty of the town Llanddewi Brefi

she's just seen herself in a mirror, the sorrow in her eyes, the feel of pain, the loss of beauty

ah fuck it lets get drunk then you'll fuck me.

ugly girls Thursday 27th 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 00:59:00 +0000

the late wednesday ugly girls. if this is your first visit to dumpster sluts don't forget to check out the main free porn & celebs page

the first 7 ugly sluts and comments are from Marcus:

looks scary in there

the clothes all over the bed is a nice touch

oh man that's big ass

covering up her gut works really well -- NOT!

sad face and sad old titties

oh, the ecstasy!!

ahhhhhh! her wrinkled brown starfish has developed a greenish tinge!
I can almost smell rotten seafood.

i've never seen a weightlifting chick with such big tits, must be implants, gotta love the bright white pubes though!

when they said suck it in I'm sure they just meant your gutt! she didn't even do a good job at that.

i think we've got a shop lifter. they're definatly footballs. oh no wait, they're her tits!!! FUCK!

ooh baby gotta love the flop. she seems proud of that!

this screams DYKE I'm not talking we live together sexy lesbians we're talking serious dyke, that lives her whole life haiting men. Looks like they drink piss as a party trick.

FUCK HAIR!!! get a shaver for your nipples at least!

what would you do if you saw this in your apartment blocks stair well?

a: run back grab your camera and send it dumpstersluts
b: scream
c: poke your eyes out
d: offer a hand and a cock

i think she's got something in her eye, she should use this method to get rid of it. Dunk your head in the water three times and only bring it out twice.

Once again i got so many great ugly sluts here's the extras

ugly hoes for January 19th 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 19 Jan 2005 04:13:00 +0000

yes folks it's that time again for the ugly unwanted forgotten hoes

damn that's wrong! the tits, the wrinkels, the knees, the feet, the face ALL WRONG!

what the fuck is up with this? check out the hail damage on her legs, damn nasty! she looks like she's staring into a wacky mirror

hahahaha I've seen many chicks kiss their tits, but whoever took this shot of granny while she was asleep made me laugh so much

i love a chick that's not affraid to show her belly button :)

we're on to the ugly skinny sluts, this is wrong those pancakes erm i mean tits look like they could use a little silicone

the folds, skinny hoes aren't meant to have folds! was she really born a man?

look i have a vagina! oooh! now cover the fucken thing and the rest of you up!

which set of lips do you wanna kiss first baby?

perfect example to why you should always stick your chin out in a photo, but what about her stomach? what oh what should she do with that, GET FAT and fill that extra skin!

i haven't got enough time to review all the pics I've been sent this week, so sadly it has to finish with 10. here however is the rest of them

ugly sluts for January 12th 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 01:03:00 +0000

these strech marks, the pimples, this is wrong!

i thought the first photo was bad enough, but this just gets worse!

marcus said "wookie cunt" I have to agree!

those nipples, wow where do we go?! The puffyness? The sheer size, the fact she's preggers? into preggers chicks? check out: Pregnant fux

the mullet, the small tits on a fat chick, who's ever heard of small tits on fat chicks? seriously isn't that impossible?

i can imagine she'd be annoying to talk to, so good work whoever shut her the fuck up then tied her legs to the chair to stop her from ever leaving the house

even over exposing this dirty slut hasn't helped.

faced with what's infront of him i'm shocked his cock hasn't shriveled back into his body!

oh baby i love it when the fatties try to cover up, but damn she missed a few bits

she's trying to get the excess crap out of the folds, it must be very hard to crap with that much fat between your pooper and the dunny

I can't even imagine why that guy's on the bed!

it's amazing how many pics of fat ugly women i get sent where they're masturbating with dildos, you can understand why!

what would you do if you ran into this in your local laundry matt? Take a photo of course and send it to garv@garv.net

oooh baby her pussy flaps have even got fat, they're starting stretch

OH FUCK has she just given birth to a hideous deformed ass?

do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

after more ugly sluts check out Chubby Galleries

Ugly Girls update for January 5th 2005

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 01:02:00 +0000

now insert that thing that looks like it should be turned into a balloon animal come on!

no not in front of the fish! they'll start throwing up and if you've ever seen a fish throw up you'll know they start swimming backwards and that's just wrong!

is that a clam? i bet she wants divers to try and find the perl in there, is it worth it?! IS IT I ASK YOU!?

hey look she's had her appendix taken out, so why the fuck is she perading around sauced up like a tart!?

even through a vaseline covered lense this is just wrong!

makeup, why hte fuck do you need makeup? You need a balaclava!

this should be shown in schools, "kids why you should always wear full body sun protection" you may end up looking like a dalamation!

this actually came with the quote "sorry garv, but here's a real dog, truly sorry" guess the guy that sent it in thought she was a dalmation too?

this is the all time classic, I could imagine her walking down the back streets of some dodgy suburb in any big city with fluro pink stockings and that t-shirt on. I'd have to ask "how much love?" of course!

words don't comprehend my feelings of disgust at the moment

WHY!

my eyes they're burning!

please for the love of god stop!

that's it my eyes are coming out of my head, they have to they're hurting from the burn!

aaaaahhhhhhhhhh the blood all over me, put them back in, NO TAKE THEM OUT, yes people i'm loosing my mind

men never ever tuck!

i saved the worst for last and this has to be it, that thing is just WRONG!

the ugly girls for December 29th 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 29 Dec 2004 04:28:00 +0000

ok this is just damn scary, is it his sister? were they seperated at birth? the guy, Mark Latham, is the leader of the opposition party here in Australia

i love grandma panties, oooh baby that's just so sexy, yummy yummy yummy i wanna put my cum in her tummy

no no no!!!! this is just wrong, the stretch marks the fact that she can't get some lovin and has to resort to a vibrator, i'm sure there's some guy that's willing maybe Mark Latham? her face kind of reminds me of popeye just put a pipe in that mouth and oh yeah it's popeye porn!

at least she has the decency to try and cover that stretch marked riddled belly, now she just needs to cover the rest of her

why does this just scream russia? the rolls of her tits are nothing new, but who's ever seen a cunt roll like that? it's almost hitting her knees!

if you're fat ugly, wearing a rag pad then the only obvious way to get guys is become a goth and pose naked. all fat chicks try the goth root, they go oooh black's slimming i'll become a goth, guys always love fucking goths.

guess she didn't have her rags must have just been in case of accidents, love the forrest on her legs

where do we start on this? They say the lips of a womans mouth are teh same size as the lips of their cunt, seems to shine true here on cunt face. the hair, the overly thin scary legs, the hideous tattoo, there's just to much it's ugly overload

oooh fat titty twisting action. I see a ring on the wedding finger, fuck me someone married her and then let her out of the house to play with other fat chicks tits, this guy deserves a medal!

oh no! this takes scarry ugly stunned mullet looks to a new level. what's with her legs ones half the size of the other! the belly button hair, only men are meant to have snail trails

this photo should be shown to all girls that sun bake, yes i like a girl with a tan, but damn by the time they get to 30 they look like this usually minus the awful tattoo, was she drunk when she got that?

Why gravity is bad, she's got a pussy that looks like a pair of testicles, is it a post op tranny???

it has to be post op tranny!

oh fuck, this looks like a skeleton that's had the luck of finding a flesh coat and some under arm hair

grandma no!!! time to represe another bad memory of my family

when fake tits get old. I always wondered what fake tits looked like when the rest of the body started to sag, yes i think about the important things in life, and this i feel answers that ever perplexing question

Ample Beauty Big Ass Fat Girls BBW

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Thu, 23 Dec 2004 03:05:00 +0000

I just got sent these galleries, so I thought I'd add them here rather than on the front page these Large Ladies are from a site called Ample Beauty

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ugly sluts Christmas Special

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:25:00 +0000

the first 6 have been written up by Marcus

puffy nipples and hairy snatch. not bad in the face, though

she's taking a big old shit out of her pussy.

looks like my mama

jesus, even her pussy lips are fat

why does it always look gross when a fat chick sucks her won tit?
maybe cause she's fat. don't see many hot chicks doing that. maybe hot chicks tits are too firm.

those tits look like a mud-slide. fat pussy too. love the disguise.

check out the forrest on her legs!

This chick is called Mimi, i expected to see the chick from The Drew Carey Show

that's the tastiest thing I've seen in ages!

cover up that's right put that towel over your head and never show yourself to the light of day again

oh no that's even tastier

this is why polaroid cameras were made, so no one other than the two in the room should ever see the pic! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RELEASE THIS TO THE WORLD? you want me to go blind don't you! it's her plan of world domination, make everyone blind from seeing her ugliness
in the words of Pinky: "Gee, Brain what do you want to do tonight?"
Brain :"The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!"

gotta love a Fatty Fatty Boom Bah with chocolate nipples. I wonder can I get chocolate milk from them?

something I never wanted to see, a skinny freaky nippled chick sucking a lollipop. Oh yeah and inserting a tampon! FUCKEN HELL!

wow that's a very wrong pussy! VERY WRONG! it looks like the fat has rubbed together and started to burn from the friction

see those things that resemble your flaps but are blue, use them to cover your tits, no tits should ever hit your knees!

so you've learnt to cover your tits, but now you go and piss on some poor ants, you evil evil slut!

OH WHY!? why did you have to do that?! get all naked, I am BLIND blind I tell you!

hope you all have a very merry Christmas and that you get one of these under your Christmas Tree!

regards
garv

ugly sluts for December 15th 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 15 Dec 2004 05:52:00 +0000

ok this chick is not the ugliest but I will say it would be a 20 beer night before I'd be drawn by her charms

close your legs i think your meats gone off

ooooh I think it's mars, oh wait no their the craters of pimples on some chicks arse

where to begin? Close your legs for a start, cut the hair on your stomach, loose some weight give me a case of rum and I'll think about it

why fat women hate gravity

now watch as I change hands

I think the right "woman" is a post op-tranny

you just expect a baby to poke it's head out and say "Hi world. OH MY GOD IS THAT MY MUM!? I MAY AS WELL KILL MYSELF NOW CAUSE I'LL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THAT"

i don't even want to think about where that's about to go

the house needs to be changed a lot that's BAD 70's brown. I can't even deal with the woman in the pic at the moment

now for the tan line special

the double chins just add to this wonderful shot

hi I'm on holidays oh YAY it's great to get a tan

I need to get out of the sun the freckles make me look like I've got a tan

the VERY scary pic of the week:

sent to me with this in the e-mail "I think he qualifies as a girl. he's got little titties and an enlarged clit" must say he looks like he's about to give birth!

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ugly women, fat sluts with shaved pussies and peeing

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:34:00 +0000

now this is just wrong it looks like this ugly woman got herself so fat, fatter than Fat Bastard from 'Austin Powers' and then lost all the weight, she's got man hands!

gotta love a girl with a tuft of armpit hair, no you FUCKEN don't!

Hello Fatty!

did she think she had a skin of elastic? Those stretch marks are wrong!

hello big boy, if you can get past the rolls of fat with your cock you're in for a good time!

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hey that's my neighbours house!

hahahahahahahaha, check it out she shaves her pussy! it doesn't make you look any hotter

oh baby! YUM! pit hair, stretch marks and boiled egg tits, this girl is a goddess! oh and WHAT THE FUCK is she wearing?!

i think this is my fairy godmother

fuck I just sliced my finger open it's a nice gash, damn office filling cabinets. hahaha there's bits of my flesh on the filling cabinet. anyway enough about my dramas where the fuck is my fairy god mother to take care of me!?

bridget jones Panties! Yes my girl made me watch it, but this fat chick needs them more than Renee Zellweger!

what's with fat chicks with shaved pussies

ugly girls for December 1st 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 05:25:00 +0000

my mate Assman sent this in, and FUCK it's wrong! reminds me of a girl at school that whenever she was around kids would chant "Feet off the ground foxies around" kids can be so cruel and so can I, that's just fucken wrong!

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"this is the police put the shirt down! I repeat put the shirt down!"

someone sent this in for the ugly sluts, but to tell the truth, I don't think she's that bad, I've fucked worse.

she looks a bit worse here, but to tell the truth give me a rum and her and I'd be happy for 30seconds

really i'd actually do her!

not overly ugly, but bottle insertion is a neat trick

swallow that bottle! For more insertion pics check out the Bottle Insertion gallery.

here comes this weeks ug of the week! I sadly think I've fucked something like that too. after 30 rums and a lot of beer.

that face is wrong!

looks like someones been spanked for being naughty, or is it ugly?

um duh this is where the shit comes out

if I cover my face with hair do i look any better? NO!

i don't even know where to start! I won't bother. a picture is worth 1000 words

babys come out of here, it's like a small child slippery dip

if I cover here the kids can't get out and I assimilate them

slap the flab take and take a ride

look ma no cellulite!

24th November Fat and Ugly Slut Update

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 06:25:00 +0000

servin' up some fatties

this chick has her own iFriends site you can check out
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mmmm cake. love the double rolls! Wonder if she'd share?

Nothing says junkie like this!

naturist picnic "anyone for a salty prawn?"

stunned mullet!

hahaha someones married to that!

she's going as the evil witch this halloween

topedo titties away!

please don't do a basic instict!

she looks like the librarian I fucked at highschool!

FATTY FATTY BOOM BAHS!

Fat Babes from Plump Matures

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 06:44:00 +0000

This weeks ugly sluts I've got a sponsor for that's right someone wanted to sponsor the ugly update!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD! but damn I needed a sponsor to pay the cost of my site! so Dumpster Sluts will continue to run

Plump Mature have supplied me with 8 sets of dirty mature or fat women, their site is a must see even for the laugh value. No onto the ugliness:

covering your tits doesn't help they're probably your best asset! check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

would you let that thing near your cock? check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut sucks cock

damn they are both so wrong! that thing on the left looks like it will devour the ugly right girl, check out some from this set for free fat lesbian action

the bags under this sluts eyes look like she's been in the ring for 9 rounds with mike tyson, ok maybe one punch on each eye. check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

damn that's wrong! need I say more? check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

another one that won't go and give us night mares or even night stallions by going all the way, damn STRIP BITCH! check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

wow that's a map of tasmania if ever I've seen one (for the rest of the world Tasmania is the small island at the bottom of Australia that's in the shape of the pubic triangle) once again the pics aren't the best but hey ho lets go!!! check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

the pics for this set are real shit so it's hard to see how awful the chick actually is, but we get a small glimpse at how fowl she is! check out the rest of the pics: ugly slut

November 10th Ugly Girls update

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 04:19:00 +0000

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woooh baby, when you ride horses you should wear a bra! Guess it's to late the stretch marks are already taking over! I don't have time to start on your face!

this is just damn scary! not only does she spread her hairy legs but she does it outside! What would have happened if a young boy walked along at this point, he'd be scared off women forever! you'd expect her to have a beard!

no matter how much you wash it won't make you look better, just smell less

they should show this pic to girls that don't use sun screen, you maybe sexy and brown now but when you get old you'll look like this

ah fatty fatty boom boom! I think the camera man was trying to save us by using vaseline on the lense

roll on SUMMER ROLL ON.

is that the Sarlak Pit monster from Return of the Jedi oh no wait it's the fatty fatty boom boom's cunt!

I'm not even going there, it's just to wrong

this is what the guy that sent this pic in had to say "After this pic she fucked me and 7 of my friends. Post this pic and ill send rest." of course we wanna see them!

the dirty sluts of October 27th 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:55:00 +0000

are they my boobs or my knees?

drag me alone like a dog I'm as ugly as one

this is some guys ex girlfriend, don't know why he's admitted it!?

another ex slightly better looking still a dog though

ex girlfriend 3 and I'd bang her, but supposedly she was a bitch and cheated loads. sadly never with me

I thought they taught them not to swallow at Jenny Craig?

what's wrong with this pic? EVERYTHING!

when lingerie doesn't help what's left in life? is that a merkin (pubic hair wig)?

my tits taste so bad even I can't stand them

ugly girls for 20th October 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 20 Oct 2004 07:48:00 +0000

I just wonder how ugly the guy was to do this, cause anyone in the world could get better!

this is someones wife he sent this pic in and asked me to post it. mate what are you doing?! She's got a Mullet!!! MULLET!

supposedly the same chick as above? she's changed her hair colour. hard to tell with the quality of the pics

the new anti-smoking campaign "kids if you start smoking you'll look like this, that goes for the boys as well! So don't do it!"

ew! get your surfboards guys I'm going to slap that fat and we can ride it to New Zealand.

are those things breasts she's holding onto? They look like pale beetroot to me!

the folds of her pussy look fatter than most guys thighs!

I swallowed miss BBW 2004

Call me quadruped if I bend over I can prop myself up on my tits

this used to fit me when I was 50Kg lighter

there's been a new law passed "this chick must be covered at all times!"

you can't tell where this chicks cunt begins and the rolls of fat start

my stretch marks are what dunlop base their new tyre tread on.

hope to see you back next week for all the ugly chicks!

regards
garv

Ugly sluts update for October 13th 2004

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 07:37:00 +0000

now this is just perfectly ugly! what more can we say?

where shall we start on this one? BIG FUCKEN NIPPLES! they scare me!

why do ugly people feel the need to get naked outside?

please cover the back door!

why do ugly people feel the need to get naked outside?

see that dress on your left put it on!

that's some hairy scary bush! look out it's running down your leg!

even her pubic hair is trying to escape the ugliness of her body

EW! pits as well. Personal hygiene is a must when you're that ugly

that's it start adding your clothes!

NO DRESS UP!

UP DRESS UP!!! PUT CLOTHES ON!

don't take it off!

the ugly women for October 6th 2004 ugly, hairy and stretch marks!

noreply@blogger.com (Garv) — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 05:01:00 +0000

are those things real? Or is this another case of when plastic surgery gets old?

what I love about this shot is how ugly the girls behind her look. Damn that's wrong! Imagine having mates over and going hey look at my wall I've got ugly sluts on there. ok so I do that but as far as I know I'm not as ugly as her!

thought after last weeks popular hairy scary mairy I thought it might be appropriate to add a few hairy sluts this week. so here we go.

I don't really look that bad!? you're making it up, get rid of the mirror you're making me laugh with your silly anticts.

ok it is me, I am that ugly I'm going to hide now

MULLET SHE HAS A MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET. oh and the stretch marks and the hairy pits, I wanna call her mamma.

the way MULLET babe got married! it's easy to get into her after that wedding!

hey we can see what she had for the past 5 meals! ok they were all in the last 10 minutes but damn that's some serious instant stretch marks

dirty slut "oooh I don't know, a mullet do you really think it would make me look better?"
garv "you don't have enough hair but you can't look any worse so lets get it going!"

dirty slut "get shaving"
garv "oh you want an armpit mullet!? I've never heard of that before, you freak me out"

dirty slut "think I can get a pussy mullet too?"
garv "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

ok till next week keep your eyes out for dirty sluts and when you see them go up to them and give em a big slap! say "what were you thinking when you got out of bed? From garv"