Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Ugly Girls update for January 5th 2005
now insert that thing that looks like it should be turned into a balloon animal come on!
no not in front of the fish! they'll start throwing up and if you've ever seen a fish throw up you'll know they start swimming backwards and that's just wrong!
is that a clam? i bet she wants divers to try and find the perl in there, is it worth it?! IS IT I ASK YOU!?
hey look she's had her appendix taken out, so why the fuck is she perading around sauced up like a tart!?
even through a vaseline covered lense this is just wrong!
makeup, why hte fuck do you need makeup? You need a balaclava!
this should be shown in schools, "kids why you should always wear full body sun protection" you may end up looking like a dalamation!
this actually came with the quote "sorry garv, but here's a real dog, truly sorry" guess the guy that sent it in thought she was a dalmation too?
this is the all time classic, I could imagine her walking down the back streets of some dodgy suburb in any big city with fluro pink stockings and that t-shirt on. I'd have to ask "how much love?" of course!
words don't comprehend my feelings of disgust at the moment
WHY!
my eyes they're burning!
please for the love of god stop!
that's it my eyes are coming out of my head, they have to they're hurting from the burn!
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh the blood all over me, put them back in, NO TAKE THEM OUT, yes people i'm loosing my mind
men never ever tuck!
i saved the worst for last and this has to be it, that thing is just WRONG!
