Wednesday, October 06, 2004
the ugly women for October 6th 2004 ugly, hairy and stretch marks!
are those things real? Or is this another case of when plastic surgery gets old?
what I love about this shot is how ugly the girls behind her look. Damn that's wrong! Imagine having mates over and going hey look at my wall I've got ugly sluts on there. ok so I do that but as far as I know I'm not as ugly as her!
thought after last weeks popular hairy scary mairy I thought it might be appropriate to add a few hairy sluts this week. so here we go.
I don't really look that bad!? you're making it up, get rid of the mirror you're making me laugh with your silly anticts.
ok it is me, I am that ugly I'm going to hide now
MULLET SHE HAS A MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET. oh and the stretch marks and the hairy pits, I wanna call her mamma.
the way MULLET babe got married! it's easy to get into her after that wedding!
hey we can see what she had for the past 5 meals! ok they were all in the last 10 minutes but damn that's some serious instant stretch marks
dirty slut "oooh I don't know, a mullet do you really think it would make me look better?"
garv "you don't have enough hair but you can't look any worse so lets get it going!"
dirty slut "get shaving"
garv "oh you want an armpit mullet!? I've never heard of that before, you freak me out"
dirty slut "think I can get a pussy mullet too?"
garv "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
ok till next week keep your eyes out for dirty sluts and when you see them go up to them and give em a big slap! say "what were you thinking when you got out of bed? From garv"
