(APE) News and news services Updated: 2:15 p.m.
Lake Havasu, AZ - Hundreds of college girls on spring break were doused in gallons of gorilla goo
today as a hairy horny ape ran through the crowds sporting an 18 inch erection which he used to spray
off every willing female coed he could find as they stripped off their bikinis for him. Witnesses say
they have never seen anything quite like it, there were hundreds of bare breasts and the girls were
dripping, thoroughly soaked from head to toe in ape cum.
The gorilla was reported to have been seen cavorting with the coeds and hopping from boat to boat to
much applause from the ladies. When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it.
"There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good
mood."
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