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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Amateur teen cock suckers
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Real Homemade amateur porn pics and vids
 | finishing off this monday updates we've got 15 pic and vid galleries for your viewing pleasure: cute blonde teen ex girlfriend emo babe does bedroom shots blonde with a shaved snatch enjoys sucking & fucking sexy hot teen strips out of her lbd, (little black dress) to give a finger show Sweet lesbian College Teens having a party Damn hot and busty blonde shows off her fine body -christmas has come early! amateur in glasses sucks & fucks Sweet redhead with perky tits sucks & fucks in a hotel Blonde does some sexy great vacation selfshoots -i love the selfshots! Sweet Ariana pussy spread and blowjob Hot homemade fucking couples -that last self shot pic is brilliant! Hot londe babes get fucked Hot brunette babe sucking and fucking -this picture is fantastic: flexible love! Videos Hot babe have sex on the sand beach Amateur girl riding cock sorry there wasn't as much porn as usual, I had to go to buy new jeans as it's getting cold here in Edinburgh and my current jeans all have rips in them, not from being super trendy just from over use. I fuckin' hate shopping, I've got cyclist/rugby players thighs and all jeans in brittan seem to be made in china for chinese sized people. I end up having to buy a 38 or 40 inch wasted pair of jeans to fit my thighs, where my waste actually fits a 34 - 36 inch waste, it fuckin' annoys me. after 3 stupidly over priced high street shops I rode my pushie to ASDA and picked up 3 40 inch wasted pairs of jeans for about 6quid (12US) each, on returning to my pushie some cunt had pissed in my bike helmet, that i locked to the side of my bike... yeah yeah i wear a helmet, but after the amount of damage with booze i've done a simple knock may send me crazy! Thankfully i noticed the moisture and the smell before i'd put it on my head, so i just chucked it in the bin. I wasn't going to deal with that! now i'm in a shitty mood and there's no cold beer so guess it's rum or port. On top of that 118 118 are fucking cunts! |
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
slutty girlfriends & more amateurs
 | I thought i'd wack some amateurs up and put my rant about costume shopping towards the bottom, enjoy the pics, stay for the rant if you feel up to it: Amazing Hot College Hardcore Fuck Party hot blonde shows off a great body sexy blonde babe in changing room Hot young Cutie with some awesome piercings Homemade Swinger Party with nice horny sluts collection of hot teen babes more sexy amateur babes the hot brittish caravan babe slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends I went to the costume shop and there a massive line, about half an hour in and only moving up two spots i decided to ring a mate and ask if he had anything, he had a shitty Boba Fett costume that he wore a few years back. I waited round for him and yep it was pretty crap, but it's better a free, pretty crap costume of a really cool character than me parting with cash to get a shitty rainbow bright costume, or whatever the shop had in their front window. So we went to the pub and i started practicing my kiwi accent as we all now know that Boba fett was of course a kiwi! it's been years since i've had my kiwi accent, it took a few beers to get back to a reasonable level. As I was getting better & the costume shop had closed, my mate informed me that when he'd worn the costume he'd been free balling & hasn't bothered to wash it. So now i've got a crappy costume that's had some loose todger action in it. I went to tesco and grabbed a pair of their cheapest boxers and will use em once and chuck em... whilst in tesco i did notice that they had 2 litres of vodka for 20quid, so i grabbed a couple of those bottles and now everything's sweet! I'lll be back tomorrow with halloween pics and whale tail updates, now where's my vodka -garv |
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Friday, August 29, 2008
free porn pics and vids
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Friday, August 15, 2008
Hot teen babes from MET Art
 | sorry about the delay in the updates today every fucking time it rains for a few days my local exchange goes down, I was surprised it had managed to stay up for the past 2 weeks with the amount of rain we've had!!! Anyway I rang BT at 9am, they said it was already under repair and would be up between 9.30 and 10am... at midday it was still down, so I ring back and they said there were a few technical delays, I found out through my neighbours that the BT van had been stoned by kids on fucking school holidays and they had to wait for police escort to repair the exchange!!! Fucking stupid kids, the real irony is they were probably out throwing rocks at vans cause their internet was down. So I'm finally back but haven't had a lot of time to get anything sorted, but here's a few hot teen babes from MET Art: HANNA B: SHAPE by VORONIN VICTORIA B: IBIZA NUDA by ERRO ARMANIA A: VENUE by MAJOLY TINA B: PRESENTING TINA by VOLKOV NEW MODEL ANGELICA H: DENIX by MAJOLY OLGA M: OLINIAN by VORONIN TINA D: PRESENTING TINA by ANGELA LININ NEW MODEL AVIA A: PRESENTING AVIA by ERRO NEW MODEL OLIVIA D: OLIVIA by THIERRY MURRELL MARIKO A: MONTAGE by TONY MURANO MARGARITA A & KLARA A: PRESENTING KLARA by GONCHAROV NEW MODEL LIZI A: PRESENTING LIZI by NUDERO NEW MODEL |
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Amateur wednesday 25 free galleries
 | what a fucked up day, if you're planning on coming to edinburgh for the Edinburgh Fringe don't bother, they can't sort their tickets sales out and shows that have already started aren't getting ticketed for them. I booked tickets on the 17th of June, 4 of the 8 showed up, so today I spent an hour and a half on hold trying to sort the problem, once i finally got through I asked about the tickets and if they weren't here by the date of the show would i get a refund, they just said "we'll see what we can do... and once the transaction is completed the tickets are non refundable" I reminded them that a transaction is "An item or good is exchanged for money." Although they've got my money, they haven't give me the goods, the fucker just hung up on me! What a stupid fucking system. Thankfully i purchased my bill bailey tickets through the venue and have the tickets in hand. but looks like i'm going to miss Tim Vine and Clive James cause of these stupid ticket cunts! anway enough of my rants and onto the candid amateur porn: update before we see the amateurs, here's some amateur nuddie shots of Jess Origliasso - "The Veronicas" Private topless candids -she's an Aussie celeb now for the candid amateurs: babe gets fucked Dinner, a movie and a BJ drunk party girls showing off hot redhead non nude babe big titted babe loves the US cute amateur shows off her jugs cute babe in glasses plays with a vibe Really blonde cutey, dripping wet Young German teen Blonde girl with freckels what what in the cunt short skirt and shaved pussy hot blonde emo babe amateurs in group sex perky titted teen babe with a shave twat Coban's collection of amateur babes page 6 Coban's collection of amateur babes page 3 college couple fuck thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 8 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 9 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 10 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 11 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 12 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 13 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 14 |
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Spunky Girls and New World Nudes
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Chicks kissing for tongue thursday
 | there's something about two chicks kissing, or even one chick putting two fingers in another girls ass, girl on girl action is just great fun. I remember my first threesome with two chicks, that was back in highschool, I walked in on them kissing in an upstairs room at a party, we were all very drunk... well it got good, I some how got the blame for a hole being put in a wall when the three of us tried to jump into a wardrobe when someone busted into the room. anyway enough talk of the wild old times of high school and onto the pics of the chicks kissing: 48 pics of chicks kissing for February 29th 2008 I've just realised that tomorrow is the 29th of Feb, so guys if you've been in a long term relationship but aren't ready for marriage make sure you fill your day with activities that doesn't include alone time with your chick. February 29th is supposedly the buissiest day of proposals of any year, beating out Valentine's day! Cause chicks are allowed to ask the guy, Leap year weddings are a massive buisness due to the amount of women that won't wait for men to propose. so be careful! -this has been a dumpster sluts public announcment. |
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Knee high sox interracial fuck vids
 | G'day guys and gals, it's been a while but I'm finally back! a lot's happened since i've been gone. First off this shit Corey Delany from Melbourne Australia has really pissed me off, all he did was have a bit of a party that got out of hand and became world fuckin' famous! It was even a piss poor atempt at a wild party, I briefly remember being 16/17 and was running late for a party so my mate Nudge and I stole a bull dozer to drive to the party. The night ended with me standing on a cop car, bottles of about 150 to 250 teenages ringing past my ears, Nudge inside the car setting fire to the back seats so they had to open the doors, we both run off into the dark as soon as the cop car doors get opened. The police did end up finding out who we were and we both had to pay a lot of damages, so by the time Schoolies' Week came round I had zero money, but managed to party very hard anyway. Thanks to Benson's Nightclub in Orchid street. they had $1.50 rums all night it was brilliant!!! So yeah that little cunt has pissed me off... I think i need a better publicist, erm well, maybe a publicist would be a good start lol. I've mellowed a lot these days and don't party quite as hard, however Kalgor (the guy that pays the hosting when i can't afford it) and I after not being allowed into hugh hefner's Playboy party in Vegas later fell through their front door whilst drunk, sadly the party had ended, so Kalgor pissed in Hugh's penthouse room spa, then kalgor jumped on a plane for New York & I finished the night partying with 90's band everclear. Yeah, not our finest moment, but we'd been drinking for 36 hours or something close. So enough rant and onto what everyone is here for, PORN! first off today we've got a few video galleries from the website: Knee High Sox enjoy: Sexy babe getting fucked in knee high socks babe in nothing but knee highs getting fucked in interrracial porn Babe in Ankle socks, with a shaved bald vagina gets fucked more sexy interracial sock babe fucking amateur teenie in ankle socks gets black cock hot asian in knee highs gets fucked knee high sock babe sucks & fucks black cock Sexy blonde gets fucked slow and hard sideways Sweet babe gets ghetto booty fucked nice and hard Hot Ebony babe gets fucked on the couch for the rest of my vegas trip, and the porn parties; due to vegas laws there wasn't much tittie showing & all the parties with free booze were fuckin' gay sausage parties, I'll get the pics that i got on my camera in the free porn forum soon, sadly there wasn't many due to the broken wrist, as I needed one hand to carry my drink I couldn't take many pics! Corey Delany update: seems he's been beaten up in melbourne's Fountain Gate Shopping centre - of Kath & Kim fame - I don't condone violence, actually i hate it, but this guy did need a bit of a slap upside the head, and now you can also Slap Corey |
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Monday, December 10, 2007
Andy's girls for December 10th 2007
 | I forgot TPG isn't able to get online and that's why the updates are late. I went to a comedy gig after work, cause my aussie mates decided to stay around for a few days. The funny thing was that one of the comedians told the joke I told on here about betting on what sex a friends baby was going to be + numerous other jokes forum members have posted on the comedy forum... I thought that was a fun coincident. According to google the place that searches most for "dumpster sluts" in the world is edinburgh! That was before I even moved here, strange coincident or do sad sick minds really think a like? The other thing I noticed is that the majority of the audience were students 18 to 23 year olds and they didn't know who Knight Rider or KITT are. They also didn't seem to know about drug taking, I really wondered if they were students at all?! Enough of my ranting here's Andy's latest babes: Gorgeous Isabells dildoing on stairs. Imagine what you could do with that ass. Beautiful puffy nipples - Jamie. Anna - autumn gold Huge cock in mouth. Probably the hottest teen ever seen on webcam. Jamie Hammer in red. Sexy white boots Rachel Aziani lesbian action. Teen Jenny as hot as ever. Busty Martha at the beach. Poolside pussy eating. Cute teens eagerly lick in kitchen. Cute girl does acrobatic selfshots. Peach young busty. Orange hangings. Ally young secretary feels hot in office. Busty Enni very sexy in pool. |
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Amateur Homemade Porn & self shot pics
 | It's pissing down rain here, so I went and checked out the river near by, it's flowing nice and fast. I of course went fuck yeah, ran home got my old wetsuit out and blew up an airbed. As I was going back to the river a cop stops me and asks what I'm up to, telling him i'm about to jump into the river on an air bed didn't seem to thrill him and i was informed that there's a no swimming rule on the river... erm! what!? So back home i trudged with my inflated air bed and deflating sense of fun, fuckin' nanny states. I used to use an inflated truck tyre in the Sydney storm water drains during high rain & when i lived in New Zealand used to do much the same thing but in the caves near waikato. Oh well, it got dark very quick and there's always porn to cheer me up, so finishing off today we've got some more amateurs and a lot of selfshots: hot babe in fishnets doing some selfshots babes takin mirror self shot pics Page1 , Page 2 & Page 3 hot amateur babe showing her perky tits in self shot pics great collection of babes in self shot pics a big collection of selfshot pics big titted amateur self shot babe cute babe doing self shot pics in her bedroom & bathroom babe in bra and panties (+a full nude shot) self shots the hot self shot corona babe I wish she was My Corona amateurs from hungary |
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
English goth babe Chloe Dove
 | Next we've got the english, goth babe that likes to get a bit hardcore, Chloe actually does unlike yesterday's post. That's right it's more of Chloe Dove and her free porn galleries: Slutty teen Chloe Dove fucks herself with a big dildo. Kinky teens Chloe and Eden get naughty in the dungeon. Naughty girl Chloe Dove gets naked! Dirty teen Chloe sucks, fucks, and takes a load on her tits! Naughty girl Chloe Dove pushes a toy up her tight wet hole. Naughty girl Chloe Dove plays with a pink toy. Dirty Chloe Dove shows off her bright pink smooth cunt hole! Teen Chloe finds a new friend to get naughty with! Cute but dirty teen Chloe Dove in her Hello Kitty PJs Dirty teen Chloe Dove plays with a glass dildo. Ok i know she goes with the goth look and she even told me she was goth, but she didn't know who Joy Division were. Kids, if you're going to claim you're goth go out and buy (erm download) yourself a few albums. Here's a few quick need to know bands before you can say you're a goth: Joy Division, Siouxsie and the banshees, Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus & Type O Negative. There's lots more that will give you cred but they will help you start, it helps if you can throw them in sentences with: The Cure, The Church, The The, The Smiths, Nick Cave and the Bad Seads and a few newer bands. |
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Monday, October 22, 2007
Amateur babes from Next Door Girlfriends
 | hey guys, what a shit few days I've had, some cunt stole my push bike yesterday. So last night I found one on gumtree and went and picked it up at 10pm, today just now I'm riding home and another cunt throws a fucking bottle out a truck window as they yelled something totally incomprehensible at me, the bottle hits my right hand bounces off and smashes itself and my chain guard, the chain falls between my cogs and I come to a stop. fuckers rush off at 40 mile an hour laughing their heads off. In the last 2 weeks I've had a lit cigarette thrown at me, yelled at about 6 times and now this! I wear a helmet (the shape of my heads fucked up enough don't need a crash to screw it up more!) and people seem to think it's funny to yell "the war finished in 1945 take the helmet off" hmmm so very smart. I've ridden in many places around the world; but the scotts, considering they invented the bicycle, seem to have no idea what bikes are and feel the need to yell or throw things at something that's a bit out of the ordinary. now for something compltetely different: Back in Oz the elections are coming up and John Howard Australia's current Prime Minister is building up a good campaign (not a fan of johnnie cause i lost my job due to work relations about 18 months ago), but these pics did him justice, he's a bloke after all: John howard loves the tits 1 & John Howard loves the tits 2. now it's time for cunts of a much nicer type, a few free galleries from a website i found on the weekend: Next Door Girlfriends, enjoy these great galleries Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes |
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Free Ass to Mouth videos for Tight Ass Tuesday
 | It's tuesday and that of course means time for Tight Ass Tuesday, and today we've got some brilliant vids from the site: From Ass To Mouth, it's funny i was fucking a chick in the ass a while back after she came she spun and started sucking me off, she took a short break and said "you were just in my ass now you're in my mouth, does that excite you?" I replied "isn't every girl doing that these days?" it was the wrong thing to say she got realy shitty (not litteraly thankfuly), then stopped sucking me off and went to sleep. I blew on her face while she was sleeping, then took off before she woke, I wouldn't normally do that but i was vevry drunk and very horny! anyway enough rant and onto the free videos: Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery |
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Free Porn movie trailers - erm i mean previews
 | I'ma always getting asked for more "free porn trailers" probably cause dumpster sluts comes up number one in google for that search term, here's a great collection of porn trailers Tiny blonde teen left gaping wide after a good pounding. Two tight lesbian teens in glass dildo extacy. Inspect my ass and pussy before fucking me hard. Watch me do my favourite dildo. Very dirty brunette playing in the bath. Lickable lesbians give each other a good workover with tongues and toys How many fingers do I have up my pussy ?. I love my pink vibe . Lesbian picnic , watch them eat each other out. Tight bodied tanned teen with big pink vibe. just cause I'm using the word trailer to describe these preview vids doesn't mean i like it. I still do prefer the term preview, as I said on here 3 or 4 years ago, "when did it become a trailer and not a preview?" a trailer's something that comes after, for example: a car tows a trailer. For some reason movie people thought, I know we'll put out a preview of the new movie, play it before the feature film and we'll call it a "trailer" just for shits and giggles, lets mess with the english language a little more. I actually have some old Beta tapes somewhere that have "previews" before the film and "trailers" after the film finished and it had that guy with the deep voice say "stay watching after this feature presentation for the trailers of upcoming films". That at least made some sense. yes I'm ranting again! damn it! |
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Friday, May 04, 2007
free porn sites & I'm ranting again
 | time to do some house keeping, here's a couple of new sites that are worth checking out: wank page -good mix of categories -scroll straight down to "Todays Free Porn Movie Galleries" to find the links |