Friday, May 29, 2009
Lesbians Fingering, playing with dildos, licking slit sluts for chick flick friday
 | hey guys, I'm about to head off to the hospital for my check ups, hopefully everything will go well, I can't believe how long everything's taking to heal, last time I fractured my foot it seemed to be 3 to 4 weeks, 3 months later and the bone still hasn't healed. As for the shoulder, it keeps clicking out of place at the top and where it meets the breast plate. Almost everyone that's told me they've broken theirs, have said they've had problems for years after -great! So while I'm off getting prodded enjoy these sexy lesbians and hot babes: video: Exquisite beauties dildo to orgasms video: Three lusty hotties pleasure holes video: Horny chambermaids undress and lap video: Gorgeous lesbians in strapon romp video: Sultry teens have sex on pool chair video: Exquisite beauties tongue on stairs video: Horny teens hungrily eat pussies video: Sultry teens work beads into butts video: Stunning brunettes didlo on couch video: Four gorgeous teens in wild orgy video: Lusty teen trio excitedly dildos video: Three sunbathing hotties lap twats video: Lusty brunettes tongue and finger video: Luscious teens lap and rub poolside video: Lovely blonde teens dildo in gym gallery: Four gorgeous honeys in indoor orgy gallery: Brown haired nymphs finger pussies gallery: Stunning brunettes dildo wet twats gallery: Alluring teens disrobe and tongue gallery: Three sizzling vixens tenderly lick gallery: Tempting blondes strip and tongue gallery: Three horny teens pleasure pussies gallery: Three sizzling teens lick and rub gallery: Innocent cuties undress and tongue gallery: Enticing honies undress and finger gallery: Sizzling minxes undress and tongue gallery: Cute lesbians tenderly lap and rub gallery: Luscious nymphs undress and finger gallery: Tender nymphs undress and tongue gallery: Brunette cuties share glass dildo Infocus Girls: video: Sultry brunette masturbates outside video: Sizzling blonde disrobes and rubs video: Sublime hottie gets wet and dildos video: Bewitching brunette strips and rubs video: Blonde cutie undress and toys twat video: Gorgeous blonde dildos in garden video: Adorable teen undresses and pees video: Leggy teen spreads and fingers twat video: Lovely blonde teen rubs on balcony video: Sultry siren sprays twat in shower video: Lovely blonde teen pees and showers video: Buxom blonde fingers milky pussy video: Petite teen vixen dildos hot snatch video: Busty hottie oils up beautiful body video: Sultry teen pours wine on hot pussy gallery: Frizzy haired hottie rubs outside gallery: Dark haired hottie spreads pussy gallery: Sizzling vixen waters hot snatch gallery: Slender raven haired teen strips gallery: Dark haired minx strips and spreads gallery: Blazing vixen bangs banana outside gallery: Sizzling brunette spreads poolside gallery: Leggy stunner spreads on bar stool gallery: Sultry blonde fingers on lawn chair gallery: Raven haired minx strips and dildos gallery: Busty vixen gets naughty with milk gallery: Amber haired minx strips and rubs gallery: Sizzling blonde disrobes and rinses gallery: Statuesque blonde disrobes and rubs gallery: Fiery redhead dildos pink snatch |
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Amateur babes & porn for May 19th 2009
 | time for more sexy amateur babes & hot amateur porn, enjoy: gallery: hot blonde with a great set of tits shows them off. gallery: college couple fuck in dorm room. gallery: Hot Shaved girls gallery: Horny german slut showing off during her holidays. love the camel toe in the bikini shots. gallery: Damn cute and sexy babe spreads her sexy legs to get laid by her boyfriend. gallery: sexy babe in lingerie, what is that a full body, crotchless fishnet suit? gallery: Stephen sent us these damn hot shots of his little party angel ... naughty angel gallery: russian girl on holiday enjoying dick. gallery: hot small titted babe enjoys cock. gallery: nudist beach women. gallery: amateur in stockings fucks some dildos, one's pretty fuckin' huge! gallery: serious tan line babe. gallery: small boobed babes. gallery: Amateur Milf enjoys Fucking gallery: cum on her face. gallery: Why can't I get just one kiss? Video gallery: Amateur couple really enjoying eachother. Is that a little anal fingering going on while he growls her out? really wish this one had sound. gallery: Ex Wife Homemade, love seeing a babe in stockings getting fucked. gallery: Amateur german couple fucking hard. gallery: babe dressed as slutty school girl fucks, sucks & gets a facial. gallery: big titted slut does some sloppy cock sucking. gallery: girlfriend gets a creampie then dribbles it over the bed. gallery: Skinny blonde girlfriend riding cock in this video. I listened to the Mike Davis Radio 1 Punk show, they have a warning at the begining saying "if you're easily offended turn the radio off now" yet they bleeped out all the swear words, they even dipped the volume when it came to Green Day's "longview" where the lyrics go "When masturbation's lost its fun" all we heard was "When ..........'s lost its fun". The idea of a warning is so you can say words like masturbation, cunt, fuck, bugger, piss flaps, ass and shit. Triple J used to have a warning "if you don't like bad fucking language you better turn off now." That's a proper warning and then they would go on to play unaltered tracks. Thank fuck for the Australian government continuing to run Triple J (john howard -ex PM was trying to stop it). I remember one day Mike Myers was on triple j and was actually excited to be able to say "bugger & shit" on the radio. I met him after the interview and he wrote "Hey Garv, Bugger Shit, Mike Myers" on a flyer for a gig I was on my way to see. made me laugh. |
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Punk sluts & emo porn from punkgrls
 | i got an email, "garv youve got a Goth Emo and Scene (Goth, Emo & Scene, Emo porn) section but no punk whys that?" hmmm that is an undersite on my behalf. I've posted punk girls before: Punkgrls free galleries, emo babes, punk girls. I've got another 15 free punk babes: gallery: Fiery redhead babe strips in the garage gallery: Dreadlock alt babe Blink in her underwear gallery: Goth schoolgirl Kimmy in glasses gallery: Amateur goth teen at home alone gallery: Pin-up girl Den Deville gets her tassles out gallery: Rock babe gets candid at the club gallery: Burlesque babe Betty strips naked gallery: Cute naked teen Fae with dreadlocks gallery: Alt pornstar Ragdoll Debris gets dirty gallery: Black rock babe Nyu with dreadlocks gallery: Tattooed metal queen Lucky Fortune gallery: Amateur rock babe Lucky shows off her tattoos gallery: Amateur alt babe gets naked in the shower gallery: Pale rock babe Chakra shows off her big boobs gallery: Tattooed raver babe Twinkle gets nude remember that great punk band, green day? bit emo these days, but still I like em. Mrs Garv's general phone tone is green day's "minority"; the other night she was watching something on TV about green day and whenever the rif of Minority came on the dog would look up at the TV wondering why she wasn't getting up to answer it. He did that, look at the source of the sound, look at you and then back at the source. her phone tone for me is "Basket Case" ah wives. I'm actually listening to Mike Davis Radio 1 punk show right now. Punk show. I hate the fact that shitty teeny bobby crap is on at peak times and the punk show is religated to 2am. To tell the truth I only just found out about it yesterday! I like the majority of people I know in the UK stream triple J from Australia, as it's the only non-commercial stations, that I know of, that still has bands playing real instruments and not all machine made, so called music (they do have shows for that too, but it doesn't dominate the airwaves) -just call me angry old man garv. |
Labels: emo, garvs_rants, goth_sluts, punk, uk_porn
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Asian babes in free porn galleries from Asian Teen picture club
 | time for some asian amateur porn action, enjoy: gallery: girl takes requests for people so kind of her gallery: girl blows her bf after a night out partying gallery: such hot sucking pics. gallery: hardcore splooges on these mixed asian girls. gallery: random mix of azn pix new mix gallery: really hot body on this curvy asian girl who knows how to pose gallery: big tits on this sweet looking origin unknown teen gallery: this teenlike robot will please me for many years gallery: cute little chubby asian gallery: more pics from the hot girl from before sosososo nice gallery: some asian girl lets a guy go nuts with her in these explicit pics gallery: bf takes pics of his gf sneaking around the hotel spa early morning gallery: young looking working girls zomg gallery: slim longfaced girl shows off awesome body. gallery: caps of an asian babe masturbating. fuck the media suck! I am so sick of the so called swine flu news. they're getting to the point where it's "the boy that called wolf" they constantly build up stories (aka lies) with all sorts of crappy threat alerts and repeat it over and over, trying to create panic. Anyone remember bird flu?! At least the majority of the public now no longer trust the news, they're almost catching up to lawyers and politicians as the most untrusted people in the world. One good thing about the hype is the jokes coming out: swine flu jokes. |
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Nubiles babes: Adri, Amai & Nickel
 | I just got some home shopping catalogue called betterware through my door, on it, it states "7 Million people can't be wrong" that's a fucken blatant lie. I can't stand these TV shows that also say "10 million people watched the last episode and 10 million people can't be wrong". Of course they can, so many people watch boring TV, like "Dancing on Ice" (if it was the drug ice (crystal meth) it maybe interesting to watch), "Britain's Got Talent", "America's got Talent", "Australia's got talent", these TV shows take up time for good TV and yet people watch them! I'm so ashamed to have been born in New Zealand as they started the first template for these shitty shows back in 1999. 10 years later and the world hasn't had enough!? seriously!? maybe a new series "so you want to be a pornstar?" I may watch that. enough of my rant and how much general crap media pisses me off. we've got some very sexy Nubiles babes: Adri, Amai & Nickel, enjoy: gallery: Hot babe Adri gets herself wet on the couch as she fucks her sweet pussy gallery: Naughty college babe spreads her tight ass to show her sweet pussy from the back gallery: Horny nubile teen spreads her wet pussy while inserting her glass dildo gallery: Fresh amateur girl spreads her round ass and fucks her sweet pussy on the couch gallery: Horny Asian Nubile spreads her legs and receives a pussy pounding gallery: Adorable Nubile Amai fucks her tender teen snatch with a vibrator gallery: Beautiful Asian girl next door masturbates with a vibrator gallery: Petite Nubile surfer chick masturbates next to her board gallery: Cute Asian Nubile Amai satisfies her pussy with a sex toy outdoors gallery: Seductive petite Nubile Nickel showing off her hot tempting body as she spreads her pussy lips in the bathtub gallery: Alluring hot babe Nickel posing her slender body and teasing on top of the table in an unusual way gallery: Horny teen coed Nickel loves to finger her pink Nubile pussy in her lonesome moments gallery: Long haired teen amateur Nickel strips off and flaunts her well rounded ass on the sofa gallery: Sexy Nickel stripping down and shows her nude Nubile body while fingering her hot juicebox movies: Sexy olive skinned teen masturbates with a glass toy movies: Olive skinned Nubile beauty masturbates in her bed movies: Desirable Nubile Adri masturbates with her favorite toy movies: Cock starved teen pleasures her pussy with a glass toy movies: Precious teen Amai gets her fuck hole filled by a hard cock movies: Petite Nubile Amai takes a hard cock for a ride movies: Petite Asian teen masturbates with a purple vibrator outdoors movies: Tiny Nubile Amai teases her clit with a vibrator outdoors movies: Nubile Amai pummels her tiny pussy with a toy movies: Long brunette haired Asian teen masturbates in the courtyard movies: Flirtatious Nubile uses her finger to stimulate her tight pussy movies: Stunning teen teases her hot pussy with her fingers movies: Flexible teen uses her fingers to satisfy her pussy movies: Sensual teen Nickel masturbates in her bathtub movies: Petite Nubile masturbates in the doggystyle position |
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Real Girlfriends & British Girls
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Labels: british_porn, english_porn, garvs_rants, girlfriends, scotland_porn, uk_porn, wales_porn
Monday, March 30, 2009
Alexandra Moore big tits pics & vids
 | time now for some big boobies, I wonder if Richard Timney (husband of MP Jacqui Smith) is a fan of big boob films?* Today we've got 6 vid galleries of Big Titted babe Alexandra Moore, when I say big tits, I mean, big tits these are natural 36H tits. enjoy: gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery * for our international readers: Jacqui Smith's porn bill. I am fucking sick and tired of politicians (AKA Lying cunts) attacking porn when many Polies are the biggest users, everytime there's a problem too big for their party to deal with, they say "hey how about we attack porn, that gives the media something to talk about" but behind closed doors they're all dressed in stocking suspenders and wacking each others dicks in drawers, whilst watching hardcore porn. Under the new Australian filtering system Whale Tail, a site about women in thongs, is blocked, yet something like Reality Kings, a hardcore fucking site isn't. The Australian gov even managed to block: Betfair a uk betting site, under their no porn to Australian houses campaign. EVEN CHINA CAN ACCESS WHALE-TAIL.COM!!!! politicians (AKA Lying cunts) seem to have no idea about anything outside of dick in draw slaming. |
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
Teen porn movie trailers and pic galleries from Teen Pink Videos
 | Happy Birthday to dumpstersluts, the site has now been online for 8 years!!! I wonder how much rum I've drunk in that time? Over last 8 years dumpster sluts has gone from about 25,000 monthly visitors to well over 2 million free porn lovers dropping in every month. I think at it's peak there were over 5 million monthly visitors. Anyway enough boosting the websites ego and get onto what we're all here for, more free porn: the vids are the ones linked on the left hand side of the page. video: Denisa masturbates. video: Gabriel & a purple dildo. video: Kate gets fucked in these free porn movie trailers. video: Mona moans as she plays with a dildo. video: big boobed Nina finger fucks herself. video: Olesya sucks & fucks. video: Satin fingering the pink pages. video: Tanner sucks & fucks in these free porno vids. video: Tanner Mayes dildo fucking & anal fingering. video: Tina tiptoes through the two lips. gallery: Hot lesbian teens fucking each other with a dildo in the forest (looks more like a park to me) gallery: Sexy teen Gabrielle using her favourite dildo (for a second I thought there was going to be more tennis racket insertion) gallery: Busty teen lesbians posing and looking hot for you. gallery: Hot teen getting fucked and taking cumshot to the face. gallery: Hot teen stripping and using her big black dildo. gallery: Cute teen stripping and showing her pink pussy. gallery: Sexy teens working out ... their dildo's. gallery: Teen Tina B. in the shower getting clean and getting off (what a hotty). gallery: Sexy teen Tanner fucking and sucking in the office. gallery: Sexy teen takes it up the ass on the tennis court. (LOL! there was tennis racket insertion!!!) in party mood songs listened to: Spiderbait - Buy me a Pony The Whitlams - I make hamburgers You Am I - Soldiers Hoodoo Gurus - Waking Up tired You Am I - Good Mornin’ why I chose the left picture: One time whilst travelling in Amsterdam, I went into a strip joint with 4 of my female travelling companions, I of course was wearing a dumpster sluts t-shirt and had front row seats for the strip, the female stripper grabbed me and pulled me on stage to strip her off then fuck her with a dildo that I was only allowed to use my mouth to operate. That was good fun, but after that, I was also dragged up on stage for the fat slut strip; the one where they grab 4 blokes to go on stage, the fat slut puts a banana in her cunt and each guy has to bite off a mouthful. I knew what was coming and got myself first in the line, then took off half the banana in one bite. the following guys weren't happy! I don't remember much more of the night, I know at one point I ended up on a bus with a group of people, we were all naked and watching porn on the bus TV, I woke at the door of the Heineken brewery, where I spent many hours getting rid of the hangover, fuck I need to start travelling again. |
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
amateur boobs, babes, sluts, fuck pics & more from the web
 | finishing off the updates today we've got even more amateur boobs, babes, sluts, fuck pics + a few vids, enjoy: gallery: amateur babe is pretty in pink. gallery: playing around with a baileys bottle and a dildo gallery: hot blonde babe in some camera phone porn pics gallery: Awesome hot and horny Bitch loves to get hardcore fucked and sucking her boy gallery: a little flashing fun. gallery: hotty Gina From Seattle loves to get fucked by two men at once in both holes, MMF threesome gallery: very cute babe in some fun pics gallery: mixed amateur babe collection gallery: mixed amateur babe collection -nice looking babe with a great set of tits on the beach at the very end of that gallery gallery: cute blonde holiday snaps gallery: fuck in the ass by her hubby gallery: Sexy Amateur bitch likes Cocksucking gallery: Blonde with Big Boobs poses gallery: Totally hot Latin beauty shows her perfect curves for us gallery: Totally Hot and Great Teen Andrea loves to show her perfect boobies gallery: 2 Hot Amateur Teen Girls gallery: Busty Teen gets a Facial Cumshot -great camera cell phone porn videos: video: Pretty College Girl On Cam. Nice Tits video: Hot amateur teen couple have great sex in their bedroom video: Anal Gang Bang -00:09:39 video: Hot Bitches Get Their Cunt Licking Party Interrupted By Their Boyfriend Penetrat -00:32:22 if that's not enough don't forget to check out the free amateur porn forum or the Female Members, Readers wives or girlfriends, now I'm off to bed, an Australian bank woke me at 5.06 am cause some cunt tried to charge $3000 to my credit card, they're dreaming if they think I've got that sort of credit limit! I'd only been asleep an hour and then I couuldn't get back to sleep. the cunts! At least they sorted it and blocked it over the phone. Much better than the UK; I had to call them, they then send me a form to fill in and send back, then they send another form, which I have to sign and send back, then finally, I get a letter saying it's been cancelled, 6 weeks after the transaction! |
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Teen Topanga free galleries
 | next up today we've got some free Teen Topanga gallereis from Teen Topanga's website, now for 15 free teen topanga galleries: gallery: Mmmmm... i love the taste of sweet creamy whipped cream on my horny teen lips. Do you have anything else you want me to taste? gallery: Join cute teen girl Teen Topanga on all her wild and sexy adventures! Take a peek into the wild teen side with her! gallery: One cute little teenager goes to the beach and plays with her puss gallery: Teen Topanga and Chloe 18 are up to no good. Thats great news for you though, watch these horny teen girls. gallery: Im just waiting for you to join me outside! gallery: Are you here to see the show or join in? gallery: Hot teen topanga posing naked after rollerskating gallery: Im laying it all out on the table for you! gallery: Yummy, i love being eaten out! gallery: I think you owe me a special "treat" ! gallery: Im ready for my close up! gallery: I wish this waterhose was something else... =) gallery: Topanga shows her perky teen tits. gallery: Topanga plays ping pong with her pussy gallery: Topanga getting ready for some action a friend from Canada sent over a DVD of somethings recorded off Global TV, and I must say, fuck off TV logo! I think it's called a DOG or a BUG in the TV industry, whatever it is, it's fucking annoying. They have the logo taking up loads of space on the show and then for the first 30 seconds to a minute after the ad break, half the picture's missing as they overlay the show with crap about other TV shows. Seriously what are they thinking? I gather the channel's not very popular; as you can't watch TV that way. I also can't stand the credit squash or the talk over, the simpsons often have credit gags and talking throughout the credits and the TV channels world over fuck that up. song listened to: Powder Finger - Living Type the Bicycles - What A Fool - who you think of when we make love? No and the Maybes - Pretty Boring The Parallelograms - pop the bubbles The Decemberists - Raincoat Song |
Labels: braces, garvs_rants, kissing, panties, teens
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Anal Fucking and Double Penetration free pictures
 | it's Tuesday and that means a little anal fucking for Tight Ass Tuesday, enjoy: nikki hunter gets ass fucked hard horny blonde babe gets double anal sex niki blond takes hard cock in the ass hot tight ass fucked by big cock -that's a great double anal penetration pic on the left there. Definately not a tight ass! hot blonde gets a deep anal fuck videos tons of babes getting ass fucked videos outdoor threesome with anal sex hot petite brunette getting ass rammed hot brunette massaged and ass fucked big titty pornstar gets ass fucked hard pornstar gets double teamed and anal porn babe getting fucked by two dudes hot blonde milf fucked in the ass hot asian pornstar ass fucked hard threesome in bedroom having anal sex above we had: blonde anal fucking and facial, blonde MFF anal spit roast, Niki cox anal fingering and fucking, perky blonde gets her ass fingered and a cum shot on her cheeks, videos of anal fingering and fucking, double penetration outdoors, babe in thigh highs gets her shaved cunt and ass fucked. lets just say there's a lot of great DP and anal fucking. I'm fucking pissed off! I've gotta head into the bank and sort out my accounts again, they sent me a letter saying "Dear Mr G Stewart, we can not deposit your funds" hmmm they got the G part right, but never heard of "Mr G Stewart", probably the cunt they sent my money to back in July, of which they still haven't recovered all of it. Fucking Lloyds TSB making me go into a bank with a broken collar bone. Thank fuck they're going under! I've now decided to leave Lloyds TSB, I see in the news a lot of people are moving cash out of them, the way customers at Northern Rock did, that's not the reason I'm doing it, it's cause of constant fuck ups. No wonder they're going under. |
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Friday, February 13, 2009
whale tails, beach thong babes, pantys and more thong galleries
 | finishing off another week of Dumpster Sluts updates we've got another reduced whale tail update, but there's still some great links to check out: hot thong girls & panty babes page 6 hot thong girls & panty babes page 5 hot thong girls & panty babes page 4 hot thong girls & panty babes page 3 hot thong girls & panty babes page 2 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 4 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 3 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 2 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 1 beach babes page 1 beach babes page 2 beach babes page 3 blonde panty and thong babe babes in thongs and panties random thong babes hot blonde thong babe quick panty play Random HOTTIES in thongs. Video: hot webcam girl in black thong and lingerie Video: blonde chick strips out of a thong on webcam the college I stayed, whilst at uni basically fed a few differnt Unis, TAFEs and other learning places; the one I went to was for computers/arts/media, then there was also fashion, nursing and a naturopathy school. As you can probably already see with fashion, nursing and naturopathy there were lots of hot girls that studied those topics, and is the reason I decided to stay at that college. There was never a weekend where the fashion students didn't have a few models over to try on outfits and the like, lingerie studies were the best few weeks. However it had it's draw backs, mainly in the form of naturopathy students trying to give you advice on health care, they'd always start with "this is an ancient (insert asian country name here) medicine that's been round for a long time and helped blady blady blah" after the 400th attempt of someone trying to tell me how great ancient asian medicines are I kind of lost it, and quickly explained "that if these medicines are so great, and so much better for me than western medicines, then why did asian countries populations only explode once they got european medicines?!" then showed a graph like so: world population. Of course there was no answer. the only reason I mention this is because a mate back in australia, who just found out about my injury, rang to tell me what asian medicines I should be taking AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! time to go rest and let the bones heal without any asian medication. Other than the broken collar bone bad news, it's been a pretty good week, with Dumpster Sluts getting mention on TV show American Dad, that kind of lifted the week a fair bit! music whilst writing most of this - The Mark of Cain - Degenerate Boy have a great valentine's day tomorrow, if you've not got your chick something, get out there now and get something and you may get your present on March 14th - Steak & BJ day |
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amateur picture and video collection
 | another great collection of amateur pics and vids: Awesome dressing room chick shows off her gret tits Pretty cute brunette sucks her boyfriends dick Group of naughty teen girls No sun for these boobs hot wife fingers her ass & dildos her cunt hot babe shows off her body before being fucked Sun tanned sweetheart spreads her legs in the hotel room She looks innocent but this girl can be fucking horny A little amateur mix up - Sucking, fucking & posing sexy blonde sucks dick & gets it in the arse Look through clothing babe sucks cock & fucks outside lip spreading fun European amateur girl with short hair poses and shows her fucking hot pussy Mixed amateur collection 53 Mixed amateur collection 54 Big Boobs Mix 1 drunk thong babe masturbates hot ebony babe She loves to suck her boy till he cums all over her sexy body and face Hot Amateur Blonde shows her Body Blonde Amateur Girlfriend Busty Asian Amateur Girl Are these real or not? They all have small boobs 002 Gallery of mature amateurs Video Brazilian Blonde amazing home video Beauty stripping and masterbating with fingers and pen Unbelievable to see how this couple fucks Deep Throat Girlfriend -00:08:16 Three Hard Cocks For Annie Cruz -Bottom Bang -00:05:15 Hot Brunette Sex Crazy Gets Fucked The Hard Way -00:22:55 This Pretty Bitch Takes His Cock Straight To Her Ass -00:05:05 Asian Hottie Loves To Be Fucked In Her Anal And Gets Cum -00:25:26 Jen Ex wife Revenge video -00:09:54 Great homemade teen porno Yummy hot blonde fucked from bedhind Two hot couples swinging together went to the hospital yesterday and was given another month to see if my collar bone heals, all that fattening calcium rich dairy I've been eating's done nothing! fucken shitty shit shits! So another month of doing nothing! pissing me off! Whilst been doing nothing I've been watching a lot of TV and this ad: The virgin in a virgin atlantic advert, is really pissing me off. it's a great ad; hot babes, great music, all good. It's not the fact I hate anything, except the girls, to do with Virgin; their telecomunications are shit, their stores are over priced and crap, trains never work and their planes always turn up two hours late, this time what's pissed me off is the mobile phone. I know it's a stupid reason to be pissed off with an ad, but there was no mobile phone coverage in Britain until 1/1/85; so to have someone talking on a mobile phone on the 24th of June 1984 (strangely the same date as ex girlfriend Kylie's birthday, my last girlfriend before I met my wife) is just wrong!!! being in my major pissed off state at the moment it's really starting to shit me. hmmmm a pigeon just flew in my window, maybe a fan of the music, currently listening to "Drave Graney with the Coral Snakes". and now it's flown out again. whilst at the hospital a rather fat chick collapsed and threw up all over my shoes. she was actually just in the waiting room, waiting for a friend of hers to get a cast off. turns out she'd been in India for the past month and seems that she picked something up and the heat of the waiting room made her collapse. I think it's the first time i've had vomit on my shoes in a hospital, use to it getting on my shoes on a good night out, as "the specials" state in their song Friday night, Saturday Morning, "in the taxi cue, stand in someone else's spew". now I'm rambling again, sorry, I'm just fed up. update on the virgin mobile phone thing, a guy I went to Uni with and who has won a few AWARDs (Australasian Writers and Art Directors Association) said it was done by advertising company: RKCR and whilst I've been complaining about their inaccuracies in history people have actually been complaining saying the ad is sexist. I thought it was a classic take on 80's ads and had some hot arse chicks. next people will be complaining about carry on films! |
Labels: amateur_videos, amateurs, garvs_rants
Monday, February 09, 2009
College babes showing their boobs, amateur porn, sexy wives & more boobs
 | G'day everyone, it seems as usual half of Australia is burning and the other half is flooding, pretty much the same situation every January/February, but from news reports it sounds a lot worse this year. Hope all our readers in Oz are now safe from floods, fires or as the news here constantly reports crocodiles that have been moved into towns due to the floods. To get your mind off it here's some new free porn: Damn cute bruenette girlfriend exposed for fucking with her boys buddy Whitney sucks her boyfriends dick and shows her cute body Busty blonde shows her pretty sweet boobs big titted amateur showing off in lingerie She takes off her clothes and gets fucked into her wet and tight pussy Dark haired beauty with one hell of a fucking hot body Sweet Girl with pretty eyes poses on the couch Amazing hot Czech Teen loves to tease us with her sexy bumps Great 18yo Marina strips off her clothes in her dormroom Busty German Hotten Lina poses ad strips off her clothes Awesome hot swedish couple has some great sex and sent over these shoots Amazing sweet and hot naked blonde Lara poses Shy German Hotten Paula strips off her clothes and teases us Videos: Blonde babe masturbates on webcam using a sharpie After party she masturbates in stockings while she is very horny Hot british blonde gets fucked in the kitchen Hot couple have great sex on couche Open air bath German Girl Hot blonde ama makes blowjob and get fucked hard As an outsider here in the UK it's funny to watch the BBC; in Scotland the BBC national news comes from London, over the last week all we've been hearing is how 5mm to an inch of snow stopped England and Wales. However last night we had about half a foot of snow and there hasn't even been mention of it on the BBC National News. From an outsiders perspective I can really understand why the Scots get so pissed off with the English, another reason I've noticed is when an English sports person does well they report it as "an English player is doing great" if a Scot does well they report it as "a British player is doing great". For example; Tim Henman: English, Andy Murray: British. I know it's not the English public at fault, but the BBC and the other news networks, however the Scots really get the shits with it and blame the English public. Considering it's meant to be the British Broadcasting Company, they don't do very well at making it British. the snow's meant to hit England and Wales later today, so that means half an hour of coverage on the news again tonight. above had, amateurs showing boobs, german babes, college girls showing their boobs in dormrooms and some swedish babes getting fucked. |
Labels: amateur_porn, boobs, college_girls, garvs_rants, german, swedish
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tails, thongs and a lot of amateurs
 | Breaking pics: Paris Hilton see through top nipple shots -I know we've seen everything of her before, but heyho it's always good to see again. another mixed update, i'm getting better, and regular service should resume soon. in case you missed it earlier this week: Elle Macpherson's pubic landing strip showing above her bikini: Elle Macpherson - bikini beach *wardrobe malfunction* shoot in Australia, January 22, 2009, now onto the mass update: grimmster's massive thong collection page 29 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 8 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 7 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 6 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 5 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 4 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 2 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 1 a fantastic ass in a lot of great thong shots small collection of hot thong babe cute girls in VS thongs Awesome cute German babe shows us her great bumps Hotten Svenja exposed while she plays dessup for her boy Thongs in all colours and sizes Alessandra Ambrosio - bikini beach candids Kennedy Winters is a Hot, Hot Lady - teen babe webcam thong dance video nudist beach voyeur video Whale Tail - Ode to Booty Floss - by Jeff D'silva -comedy song, I added the lyrics cause they make me laugh. amateurs: Phoebe gets naked cute nude babe Busty German Housewife loves to be her husbands sextoy Damn hot brunette Latin Bitch loves to fuck with her boy till he cums -it's supposedly good for the hair Blonde babe gives head in their bedroom Sweet Slut Ericka strips down for her boyfriend sucks his dick and gets doggy fucked WOW - She has real big boobs Saturday Night Awesome Hot Swingers Party in Seattle 2 hot blonde babes spreading the pink wife sucks and fucks blonde teen shows off a very sexy body asian babe with a great set of tits mixed hotties mixed hotties mixed hotties mixed hotties real babes of the military Beautiful large breasts in a gallery (not amateur) Everything on her face flashing in public Busty Blonde Amateur Teen Amateur Girl with Dildo Black Girl shows her fine Body videos: Slutty Blonde Takes Two Cocks At The Same time - 00:06:06 Twin sisters - 00:14:16 Drunk College Girl Is A Perfect 10 - 00:20:15 I am so sick of dairy products! since breaking my collar bone and ribs, I've been eating yoghurt, cheese, more yoghurt, drinking milk, having more cheese and anything that's got calcium in it. I never knew that baked beans had so much calcium! but now I'm sick of them too. just hope it's helping as it's turning me into a fatty. I'm used to cycling 6 to 12 mile every day and taking the dog for at least a walk, so sitting round doing nothing's shrunk my calf muscles down to the size of my forearms and put on lots of weight. I also haven't bothered shaving and I look like a cross between Jesus and the unabomber with a ted bundy eye brow, not since I was 21 and unemployeed have I had a beared this big and bushy! Cause I can't lift my arms over my head I can only wear short sleave button up shirts. the thing is, the only short sleeved button up shirts i own are bright Hawaiian shirts, so the postman gets a bit of a shock when he opens the door. to see a guy that looks like a serial killer in a haiwaiian shirt. next time i may open it with a wife beater and tomato sauce down the front. should be fun... yes this is what i think of when I can't do much else. now back to the original rant FUCK I'M SICK OF DAIRY! Related tags: big tits, amateur babes, flashing in public, candid beach thongs, whale tails, g-strings, webcam thong dance, wife suck and fuck. why I chose the pic on the top left rather than a more sexy thong shot: cause "Northern Rock" are one of many banks world wide that have gone to crap, and I felt they could do with that little bit of extra free advertising. Talking of banks; I am thinking of dressing up as a repo guy and going into all the banks headquaters, that have had to be bailed out by governments world over, and just start removing computers and desks and whatever else i can, maybe I can even get one of Citibank's 50million dollar jets. they'd do it to me if I fucked up on repaying my loans! |
Labels: amateur_porn, amateurs, beach, garvs_rants, nudists, thongs, whale_tails
Monday, January 26, 2009
Happy Australia Day - celebrate it with Bundy Rum, porn pics & vids
Labels: amateur_porn, amateurs, australian_babes, garvs_rants, playful_space, sluts, webcam videos
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