Friday, May 29, 2009
Lesbians Fingering, playing with dildos, licking slit sluts for chick flick friday
 | hey guys, I'm about to head off to the hospital for my check ups, hopefully everything will go well, I can't believe how long everything's taking to heal, last time I fractured my foot it seemed to be 3 to 4 weeks, 3 months later and the bone still hasn't healed. As for the shoulder, it keeps clicking out of place at the top and where it meets the breast plate. Almost everyone that's told me they've broken theirs, have said they've had problems for years after -great! So while I'm off getting prodded enjoy these sexy lesbians and hot babes: video: Exquisite beauties dildo to orgasms video: Three lusty hotties pleasure holes video: Horny chambermaids undress and lap video: Gorgeous lesbians in strapon romp video: Sultry teens have sex on pool chair video: Exquisite beauties tongue on stairs video: Horny teens hungrily eat pussies video: Sultry teens work beads into butts video: Stunning brunettes didlo on couch video: Four gorgeous teens in wild orgy video: Lusty teen trio excitedly dildos video: Three sunbathing hotties lap twats video: Lusty brunettes tongue and finger video: Luscious teens lap and rub poolside video: Lovely blonde teens dildo in gym gallery: Four gorgeous honeys in indoor orgy gallery: Brown haired nymphs finger pussies gallery: Stunning brunettes dildo wet twats gallery: Alluring teens disrobe and tongue gallery: Three sizzling vixens tenderly lick gallery: Tempting blondes strip and tongue gallery: Three horny teens pleasure pussies gallery: Three sizzling teens lick and rub gallery: Innocent cuties undress and tongue gallery: Enticing honies undress and finger gallery: Sizzling minxes undress and tongue gallery: Cute lesbians tenderly lap and rub gallery: Luscious nymphs undress and finger gallery: Tender nymphs undress and tongue gallery: Brunette cuties share glass dildo Infocus Girls: video: Sultry brunette masturbates outside video: Sizzling blonde disrobes and rubs video: Sublime hottie gets wet and dildos video: Bewitching brunette strips and rubs video: Blonde cutie undress and toys twat video: Gorgeous blonde dildos in garden video: Adorable teen undresses and pees video: Leggy teen spreads and fingers twat video: Lovely blonde teen rubs on balcony video: Sultry siren sprays twat in shower video: Lovely blonde teen pees and showers video: Buxom blonde fingers milky pussy video: Petite teen vixen dildos hot snatch video: Busty hottie oils up beautiful body video: Sultry teen pours wine on hot pussy gallery: Frizzy haired hottie rubs outside gallery: Dark haired hottie spreads pussy gallery: Sizzling vixen waters hot snatch gallery: Slender raven haired teen strips gallery: Dark haired minx strips and spreads gallery: Blazing vixen bangs banana outside gallery: Sizzling brunette spreads poolside gallery: Leggy stunner spreads on bar stool gallery: Sultry blonde fingers on lawn chair gallery: Raven haired minx strips and dildos gallery: Busty vixen gets naughty with milk gallery: Amber haired minx strips and rubs gallery: Sizzling blonde disrobes and rinses gallery: Statuesque blonde disrobes and rubs gallery: Fiery redhead dildos pink snatch |
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Amateur babes & porn for May 19th 2009
 | time for more sexy amateur babes & hot amateur porn, enjoy: gallery: hot blonde with a great set of tits shows them off. gallery: college couple fuck in dorm room. gallery: Hot Shaved girls gallery: Horny german slut showing off during her holidays. love the camel toe in the bikini shots. gallery: Damn cute and sexy babe spreads her sexy legs to get laid by her boyfriend. gallery: sexy babe in lingerie, what is that a full body, crotchless fishnet suit? gallery: Stephen sent us these damn hot shots of his little party angel ... naughty angel gallery: russian girl on holiday enjoying dick. gallery: hot small titted babe enjoys cock. gallery: nudist beach women. gallery: amateur in stockings fucks some dildos, one's pretty fuckin' huge! gallery: serious tan line babe. gallery: small boobed babes. gallery: Amateur Milf enjoys Fucking gallery: cum on her face. gallery: Why can't I get just one kiss? Video gallery: Amateur couple really enjoying eachother. Is that a little anal fingering going on while he growls her out? really wish this one had sound. gallery: Ex Wife Homemade, love seeing a babe in stockings getting fucked. gallery: Amateur german couple fucking hard. gallery: babe dressed as slutty school girl fucks, sucks & gets a facial. gallery: big titted slut does some sloppy cock sucking. gallery: girlfriend gets a creampie then dribbles it over the bed. gallery: Skinny blonde girlfriend riding cock in this video. I listened to the Mike Davis Radio 1 Punk show, they have a warning at the begining saying "if you're easily offended turn the radio off now" yet they bleeped out all the swear words, they even dipped the volume when it came to Green Day's "longview" where the lyrics go "When masturbation's lost its fun" all we heard was "When ..........'s lost its fun". The idea of a warning is so you can say words like masturbation, cunt, fuck, bugger, piss flaps, ass and shit. Triple J used to have a warning "if you don't like bad fucking language you better turn off now." That's a proper warning and then they would go on to play unaltered tracks. Thank fuck for the Australian government continuing to run Triple J (john howard -ex PM was trying to stop it). I remember one day Mike Myers was on triple j and was actually excited to be able to say "bugger & shit" on the radio. I met him after the interview and he wrote "Hey Garv, Bugger Shit, Mike Myers" on a flyer for a gig I was on my way to see. made me laugh. |
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Punk sluts & emo porn from punkgrls
 | i got an email, "garv youve got a Goth Emo and Scene (Goth, Emo & Scene, Emo porn) section but no punk whys that?" hmmm that is an undersite on my behalf. I've posted punk girls before: Punkgrls free galleries, emo babes, punk girls. I've got another 15 free punk babes: gallery: Fiery redhead babe strips in the garage gallery: Dreadlock alt babe Blink in her underwear gallery: Goth schoolgirl Kimmy in glasses gallery: Amateur goth teen at home alone gallery: Pin-up girl Den Deville gets her tassles out gallery: Rock babe gets candid at the club gallery: Burlesque babe Betty strips naked gallery: Cute naked teen Fae with dreadlocks gallery: Alt pornstar Ragdoll Debris gets dirty gallery: Black rock babe Nyu with dreadlocks gallery: Tattooed metal queen Lucky Fortune gallery: Amateur rock babe Lucky shows off her tattoos gallery: Amateur alt babe gets naked in the shower gallery: Pale rock babe Chakra shows off her big boobs gallery: Tattooed raver babe Twinkle gets nude remember that great punk band, green day? bit emo these days, but still I like em. Mrs Garv's general phone tone is green day's "minority"; the other night she was watching something on TV about green day and whenever the rif of Minority came on the dog would look up at the TV wondering why she wasn't getting up to answer it. He did that, look at the source of the sound, look at you and then back at the source. her phone tone for me is "Basket Case" ah wives. I'm actually listening to Mike Davis Radio 1 punk show right now. Punk show. I hate the fact that shitty teeny bobby crap is on at peak times and the punk show is religated to 2am. To tell the truth I only just found out about it yesterday! I like the majority of people I know in the UK stream triple J from Australia, as it's the only non-commercial stations, that I know of, that still has bands playing real instruments and not all machine made, so called music (they do have shows for that too, but it doesn't dominate the airwaves) -just call me angry old man garv. |
Labels: emo, garvs_rants, goth_sluts, punk, uk_porn
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Asian babes in free porn galleries from Asian Teen picture club
 | time for some asian amateur porn action, enjoy: gallery: girl takes requests for people so kind of her gallery: girl blows her bf after a night out partying gallery: such hot sucking pics. gallery: hardcore splooges on these mixed asian girls. gallery: random mix of azn pix new mix gallery: really hot body on this curvy asian girl who knows how to pose gallery: big tits on this sweet looking origin unknown teen gallery: this teenlike robot will please me for many years gallery: cute little chubby asian gallery: more pics from the hot girl from before sosososo nice gallery: some asian girl lets a guy go nuts with her in these explicit pics gallery: bf takes pics of his gf sneaking around the hotel spa early morning gallery: young looking working girls zomg gallery: slim longfaced girl shows off awesome body. gallery: caps of an asian babe masturbating. fuck the media suck! I am so sick of the so called swine flu news. they're getting to the point where it's "the boy that called wolf" they constantly build up stories (aka lies) with all sorts of crappy threat alerts and repeat it over and over, trying to create panic. Anyone remember bird flu?! At least the majority of the public now no longer trust the news, they're almost catching up to lawyers and politicians as the most untrusted people in the world. One good thing about the hype is the jokes coming out: swine flu jokes. |
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Nubiles babes: Adri, Amai & Nickel
 | I just got some home shopping catalogue called betterware through my door, on it, it states "7 Million people can't be wrong" that's a fucken blatant lie. I can't stand these TV shows that also say "10 million people watched the last episode and 10 million people can't be wrong". Of course they can, so many people watch boring TV, like "Dancing on Ice" (if it was the drug ice (crystal meth) it maybe interesting to watch), "Britain's Got Talent", "America's got Talent", "Australia's got talent", these TV shows take up time for good TV and yet people watch them! I'm so ashamed to have been born in New Zealand as they started the first template for these shitty shows back in 1999. 10 years later and the world hasn't had enough!? seriously!? maybe a new series "so you want to be a pornstar?" I may watch that. enough of my rant and how much general crap media pisses me off. we've got some very sexy Nubiles babes: Adri, Amai & Nickel, enjoy: gallery: Hot babe Adri gets herself wet on the couch as she fucks her sweet pussy gallery: Naughty college babe spreads her tight ass to show her sweet pussy from the back gallery: Horny nubile teen spreads her wet pussy while inserting her glass dildo gallery: Fresh amateur girl spreads her round ass and fucks her sweet pussy on the couch gallery: Horny Asian Nubile spreads her legs and receives a pussy pounding gallery: Adorable Nubile Amai fucks her tender teen snatch with a vibrator gallery: Beautiful Asian girl next door masturbates with a vibrator gallery: Petite Nubile surfer chick masturbates next to her board gallery: Cute Asian Nubile Amai satisfies her pussy with a sex toy outdoors gallery: Seductive petite Nubile Nickel showing off her hot tempting body as she spreads her pussy lips in the bathtub gallery: Alluring hot babe Nickel posing her slender body and teasing on top of the table in an unusual way gallery: Horny teen coed Nickel loves to finger her pink Nubile pussy in her lonesome moments gallery: Long haired teen amateur Nickel strips off and flaunts her well rounded ass on the sofa gallery: Sexy Nickel stripping down and shows her nude Nubile body while fingering her hot juicebox movies: Sexy olive skinned teen masturbates with a glass toy movies: Olive skinned Nubile beauty masturbates in her bed movies: Desirable Nubile Adri masturbates with her favorite toy movies: Cock starved teen pleasures her pussy with a glass toy movies: Precious teen Amai gets her fuck hole filled by a hard cock movies: Petite Nubile Amai takes a hard cock for a ride movies: Petite Asian teen masturbates with a purple vibrator outdoors movies: Tiny Nubile Amai teases her clit with a vibrator outdoors movies: Nubile Amai pummels her tiny pussy with a toy movies: Long brunette haired Asian teen masturbates in the courtyard movies: Flirtatious Nubile uses her finger to stimulate her tight pussy movies: Stunning teen teases her hot pussy with her fingers movies: Flexible teen uses her fingers to satisfy her pussy movies: Sensual teen Nickel masturbates in her bathtub movies: Petite Nubile masturbates in the doggystyle position |
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Real Girlfriends & British Girls
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Labels: british_porn, english_porn, garvs_rants, girlfriends, scotland_porn, uk_porn, wales_porn
Monday, March 30, 2009
Alexandra Moore big tits pics & vids
 | time now for some big boobies, I wonder if Richard Timney (husband of MP Jacqui Smith) is a fan of big boob films?* Today we've got 6 vid galleries of Big Titted babe Alexandra Moore, when I say big tits, I mean, big tits these are natural 36H tits. enjoy: gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Video Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery gallery: Alexandra Moore Picture Gallery * for our international readers: Jacqui Smith's porn bill. I am fucking sick and tired of politicians (AKA Lying cunts) attacking porn when many Polies are the biggest users, everytime there's a problem too big for their party to deal with, they say "hey how about we attack porn, that gives the media something to talk about" but behind closed doors they're all dressed in stocking suspenders and wacking each others dicks in drawers, whilst watching hardcore porn. Under the new Australian filtering system Whale Tail, a site about women in thongs, is blocked, yet something like Reality Kings, a hardcore fucking site isn't. The Australian gov even managed to block: Betfair a uk betting site, under their no porn to Australian houses campaign. EVEN CHINA CAN ACCESS WHALE-TAIL.COM!!!! politicians (AKA Lying cunts) seem to have no idea about anything outside of dick in draw slaming. |
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
Teen porn movie trailers and pic galleries from Teen Pink Videos
 | Happy Birthday to dumpstersluts, the site has now been online for 8 years!!! I wonder how much rum I've drunk in that time? Over last 8 years dumpster sluts has gone from about 25,000 monthly visitors to well over 2 million free porn lovers dropping in every month. I think at it's peak there were over 5 million monthly visitors. Anyway enough boosting the websites ego and get onto what we're all here for, more free porn: the vids are the ones linked on the left hand side of the page. video: Denisa masturbates. video: Gabriel & a purple dildo. video: Kate gets fucked in these free porn movie trailers. video: Mona moans as she plays with a dildo. video: big boobed Nina finger fucks herself. video: Olesya sucks & fucks. video: Satin fingering the pink pages. video: Tanner sucks & fucks in these free porno vids. video: Tanner Mayes dildo fucking & anal fingering. video: Tina tiptoes through the two lips. gallery: Hot lesbian teens fucking each other with a dildo in the forest (looks more like a park to me) gallery: Sexy teen Gabrielle using her favourite dildo (for a second I thought there was going to be more tennis racket insertion) gallery: Busty teen lesbians posing and looking hot for you. gallery: Hot teen getting fucked and taking cumshot to the face. gallery: Hot teen stripping and using her big black dildo. gallery: Cute teen stripping and showing her pink pussy. gallery: Sexy teens working out ... their dildo's. gallery: Teen Tina B. in the shower getting clean and getting off (what a hotty). gallery: Sexy teen Tanner fucking and sucking in the office. gallery: Sexy teen takes it up the ass on the tennis court. (LOL! there was tennis racket insertion!!!) in party mood songs listened to: Spiderbait - Buy me a Pony The Whitlams - I make hamburgers You Am I - Soldiers Hoodoo Gurus - Waking Up tired You Am I - Good Mornin’ why I chose the left picture: One time whilst travelling in Amsterdam, I went into a strip joint with 4 of my female travelling companions, I of course was wearing a dumpster sluts t-shirt and had front row seats for the strip, the female stripper grabbed me and pulled me on stage to strip her off then fuck her with a dildo that I was only allowed to use my mouth to operate. That was good fun, but after that, I was also dragged up on stage for the fat slut strip; the one where they grab 4 blokes to go on stage, the fat slut puts a banana in her cunt and each guy has to bite off a mouthful. I knew what was coming and got myself first in the line, then took off half the banana in one bite. the following guys weren't happy! I don't remember much more of the night, I know at one point I ended up on a bus with a group of people, we were all naked and watching porn on the bus TV, I woke at the door of the Heineken brewery, where I spent many hours getting rid of the hangover, fuck I need to start travelling again. |
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
amateur boobs, babes, sluts, fuck pics & more from the web
 | finishing off the updates today we've got even more amateur boobs, babes, sluts, fuck pics + a few vids, enjoy: gallery: amateur babe is pretty in pink. gallery: playing around with a baileys bottle and a dildo gallery: hot blonde babe in some camera phone porn pics gallery: Awesome hot and horny Bitch loves to get hardcore fucked and sucking her boy gallery: a little flashing fun. gallery: hotty Gina From Seattle loves to get fucked by two men at once in both holes, MMF threesome gallery: very cute babe in some fun pics gallery: mixed amateur babe collection gallery: mixed amateur babe collection -nice looking babe with a great set of tits on the beach at the very end of that gallery gallery: cute blonde holiday snaps gallery: fuck in the ass by her hubby gallery: Sexy Amateur bitch likes Cocksucking gallery: Blonde with Big Boobs poses gallery: Totally hot Latin beauty shows her perfect curves for us gallery: Totally Hot and Great Teen Andrea loves to show her perfect boobies gallery: 2 Hot Amateur Teen Girls gallery: Busty Teen gets a Facial Cumshot -great camera cell phone porn videos: video: Pretty College Girl On Cam. Nice Tits video: Hot amateur teen couple have great sex in their bedroom video: Anal Gang Bang -00:09:39 video: Hot Bitches Get Their Cunt Licking Party Interrupted By Their Boyfriend Penetrat -00:32:22 if that's not enough don't forget to check out the free amateur porn forum or the Female Members, Readers wives or girlfriends, now I'm off to bed, an Australian bank woke me at 5.06 am cause some cunt tried to charge $3000 to my credit card, they're dreaming if they think I've got that sort of credit limit! I'd only been asleep an hour and then I couuldn't get back to sleep. the cunts! At least they sorted it and blocked it over the phone. Much better than the UK; I had to call them, they then send me a form to fill in and send back, then they send another form, which I have to sign and send back, then finally, I get a letter saying it's been cancelled, 6 weeks after the transaction! |
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Teen Topanga free galleries
 | next up today we've got some free Teen Topanga gallereis from Teen Topanga's website, now for 15 free teen topanga galleries: gallery: Mmmmm... i love the taste of sweet creamy whipped cream on my horny teen lips. Do you have anything else you want me to taste? gallery: Join cute teen girl Teen Topanga on all her wild and sexy adventures! Take a peek into the wild teen side with her! gallery: One cute little teenager goes to the beach and plays with her puss gallery: Teen Topanga and Chloe 18 are up to no good. Thats great news for you though, watch these horny teen girls. gallery: Im just waiting for you to join me outside! gallery: Are you here to see the show or join in? gallery: Hot teen topanga posing naked after rollerskating gallery: Im laying it all out on the table for you! gallery: Yummy, i love being eaten out! gallery: I think you owe me a special "treat" ! gallery: Im ready for my close up! gallery: I wish this waterhose was something else... =) gallery: Topanga shows her perky teen tits. gallery: Topanga plays ping pong with her pussy gallery: Topanga getting ready for some action a friend from Canada sent over a DVD of somethings recorded off Global TV, and I must say, fuck off TV logo! I think it's called a DOG or a BUG in the TV industry, whatever it is, it's fucking annoying. They have the logo taking up loads of space on the show and then for the first 30 seconds to a minute after the ad break, half the picture's missing as they overlay the show with crap about other TV shows. Seriously what are they thinking? I gather the channel's not very popular; as you can't watch TV that way. I also can't stand the credit squash or the talk over, the simpsons often have credit gags and talking throughout the credits and the TV channels world over fuck that up. song listened to: Powder Finger - Living Type the Bicycles - What A Fool - who you think of when we make love? No and the Maybes - Pretty Boring The Parallelograms - pop the bubbles The Decemberists - Raincoat Song |
Labels: braces, garvs_rants, kissing, panties, teens
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Anal Fucking and Double Penetration free pictures
 | it's Tuesday and that means a little anal fucking for Tight Ass Tuesday, enjoy: nikki hunter gets ass fucked hard horny blonde babe gets double anal sex niki blond takes hard cock in the ass hot tight ass fucked by big cock -that's a great double anal penetration pic on the left there. Definately not a tight ass! hot blonde gets a deep anal fuck videos tons of babes getting ass fucked videos outdoor threesome with anal sex hot petite brunette getting ass rammed hot brunette massaged and ass fucked big titty pornstar gets ass fucked hard pornstar gets double teamed and anal porn babe getting fucked by two dudes hot blonde milf fucked in the ass hot asian pornstar ass fucked hard threesome in bedroom having anal sex above we had: blonde anal fucking and facial, blonde MFF anal spit roast, Niki cox anal fingering and fucking, perky blonde gets her ass fingered and a cum shot on her cheeks, videos of anal fingering and fucking, double penetration outdoors, babe in thigh highs gets her shaved cunt and ass fucked. lets just say there's a lot of great DP and anal fucking. I'm fucking pissed off! I've gotta head into the bank and sort out my accounts again, they sent me a letter saying "Dear Mr G Stewart, we can not deposit your funds" hmmm they got the G part right, but never heard of "Mr G Stewart", probably the cunt they sent my money to back in July, of which they still haven't recovered all of it. Fucking Lloyds TSB making me go into a bank with a broken collar bone. Thank fuck they're going under! I've now decided to leave Lloyds TSB, I see in the news a lot of people are moving cash out of them, the way customers at Northern Rock did, that's not the reason I'm doing it, it's cause of constant fuck ups. No wonder they're going under. |
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Friday, February 13, 2009
whale tails, beach thong babes, pantys and more thong galleries
 | finishing off another week of Dumpster Sluts updates we've got another reduced whale tail update, but there's still some great links to check out: hot thong girls & panty babes page 6 hot thong girls & panty babes page 5 hot thong girls & panty babes page 4 hot thong girls & panty babes page 3 hot thong girls & panty babes page 2 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 4 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 3 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 2 girls in their underwear, bras, pantys & thongs page 1 beach babes page 1 beach babes page 2 beach babes page 3 blonde panty and thong babe babes in thongs and panties random thong babes hot blonde thong babe quick panty play Random HOTTIES in thongs. Video: hot webcam girl in black thong and lingerie Video: blonde chick strips out of a thong on webcam the college I stayed, whilst at uni basically fed a few differnt Unis, TAFEs and other learning places; the one I went to was for computers/arts/media, then there was also fashion, nursing and a naturopathy school. As you can probably already see with fashion, nursing and naturopathy there were lots of hot girls that studied those topics, and is the reason I decided to stay at that college. There was never a weekend where the fashion students didn't have a few models over to try on outfits and the like, lingerie studies were the best few weeks. However it had it's draw backs, mainly in the form of naturopathy students trying to give you advice on health care, they'd always start with "this is an ancient (insert asian country name here) medicine that's been round for a long time and helped blady blady blah" after the 400th attempt of someone trying to tell me how great ancient asian medicines are I kind of lost it, and quickly explained "that if these medicines are so great, and so much better for me than western medicines, then why did asian countries populations only explode once they got european medicines?!" then showed a graph like so: world population. Of course there was no answer. the only reason I mention this is because a mate back in australia, who just found out about my injury, rang to tell me what asian medicines I should be taking AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! time to go rest and let the bones heal without any asian medication. Other than the broken collar bone bad news, it's been a pretty good week, with Dumpster Sluts getting mention on TV show American Dad, that kind of lifted the week a fair bit! music whilst writing most of this - The Mark of Cain - Degenerate Boy have a great valentine's day tomorrow, if you've not got your chick something, get out there now and get something and you may get your present on March 14th - Steak & BJ day |
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amateur picture and video collection
 | another great collection of amateur pics and vids: Awesome dressing room chick shows off her gret tits Pretty cute brunette sucks her boyfriends dick Group of naughty teen girls No sun for these boobs hot wife fingers her ass & dildos her cunt hot babe shows off her body before being fucked Sun tanned sweetheart spreads her legs in the hotel room She looks innocent but this girl can be fucking horny A little amateur mix up - Sucking, fucking & posing sexy blonde sucks dick & gets it in the arse Look through clothing babe sucks cock & fucks outside lip spreading fun European amateur girl with short hair poses and shows her fucking hot pussy Mixed amateur collection 53 Mixed amateur collection 54 Big Boobs Mix 1 drunk thong babe masturbates hot ebony babe She loves to suck her boy till he cums all over her sexy body and face Hot Amateur Blonde shows her Body Blonde Amateur Girlfriend Busty Asian Amateur Girl Are these real or not? They all have small boobs 002 Gallery of mature amateurs Video Brazilian Blonde amazing home video Beauty stripping and masterbating with fingers and pen Unbelievable to see how this couple fucks Deep Throat Girlfriend -00:08:16 Three Hard Cocks For Annie Cruz -Bottom Bang -00:05:15 Hot Brunette Sex Crazy Gets Fucked The Hard Way -00:22:55 This Pretty Bitch Takes His Cock Straight To Her Ass -00:05:05 Asian Hottie Loves To Be Fucked In Her Anal And Gets Cum -00:25:26 Jen Ex wife Revenge video -00:09:54 Great homemade teen porno Yummy hot blonde fucked from bedhind Two hot couples swinging together went to the hospital yesterday and was given another month to see if my collar bone heals, all that fattening calcium rich dairy I've been eating's done nothing! fucken shitty shit shits! So another month of doing nothing! pissing me off! Whilst been doing nothing I've been watching a lot of TV and this ad: The virgin in a virgin atlantic advert, is really pissing me off. it's a great ad; hot babes, great music, all good. It's not the fact I hate anything, except the girls, to do with Virgin; their telecomunications are shit, their stores are over priced and crap, trains never work and their planes always turn up two hours late, this time what's pissed me off is the mobile phone. I know it's a stupid reason to be pissed off with an ad, but there was no mobile phone coverage in Britain until 1/1/85; so to have someone talking on a mobile phone on the 24th of June 1984 (strangely the same date as ex girlfriend Kylie's birthday, my last girlfriend before I met my wife) is just wrong!!! being in my major pissed off state at the moment it's really starting to shit me. hmmmm a pigeon just flew in my window, maybe a fan of the music, currently listening to "Drave Graney with the Coral Snakes". and now it's flown out again. whilst at the hospital a rather fat chick collapsed and threw up all over my shoes. she was actually just in the waiting room, waiting for a friend of hers to get a cast off. turns out she'd been in India for the past month and seems that she picked something up and the heat of the waiting room made her collapse. I think it's the first time i've had vomit on my shoes in a hospital, use to it getting on my shoes on a good night out, as "the specials" state in their song Friday night, Saturday Morning, "in the taxi cue, stand in someone else's spew". now I'm rambling again, sorry, I'm just fed up. update on the virgin mobile phone thing, a guy I went to Uni with and who has won a few AWARDs (Australasian Writers and Art Directors Association) said it was done by advertising company: RKCR and whilst I've been complaining about their inaccuracies in history people have actually been complaining saying the ad is sexist. I thought it was a classic take on 80's ads and had some hot arse chicks. next people will be complaining about carry on films! |
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Monday, February 09, 2009
College babes showing their boobs, amateur porn, sexy wives & more boobs
 | G'day everyone, it seems as usual half of Australia is burning and the other half is flooding, pretty much the same situation every January/February, but from news reports it sounds a lot worse this year. Hope all our readers in Oz are now safe from floods, fires or as the news here constantly reports crocodiles that have been moved into towns due to the floods. To get your mind off it here's some new free porn: Damn cute bruenette girlfriend exposed for fucking with her boys buddy Whitney sucks her boyfriends dick and shows her cute body Busty blonde shows her pretty sweet boobs big titted amateur showing off in lingerie She takes off her clothes and gets fucked into her wet and tight pussy Dark haired beauty with one hell of a fucking hot body Sweet Girl with pretty eyes poses on the couch Amazing hot Czech Teen loves to tease us with her sexy bumps Great 18yo Marina strips off her clothes in her dormroom Busty German Hotten Lina poses ad strips off her clothes Awesome hot swedish couple has some great sex and sent over these shoots Amazing sweet and hot naked blonde Lara poses Shy German Hotten Paula strips off her clothes and teases us Videos: Blonde babe masturbates on webcam using a sharpie After party she masturbates in stockings while she is very horny Hot british blonde gets fucked in the kitchen Hot couple have great sex on couche Open air bath German Girl Hot blonde ama makes blowjob and get fucked hard As an outsider here in the UK it's funny to watch the BBC; in Scotland the BBC national news comes from London, over the last week all we've been hearing is how 5mm to an inch of snow stopped England and Wales. However last night we had about half a foot of snow and there hasn't even been mention of it on the BBC National News. From an outsiders perspective I can really understand why the Scots get so pissed off with the English, another reason I've noticed is when an English sports person does well they report it as "an English player is doing great" if a Scot does well they report it as "a British player is doing great". For example; Tim Henman: English, Andy Murray: British. I know it's not the English public at fault, but the BBC and the other news networks, however the Scots really get the shits with it and blame the English public. Considering it's meant to be the British Broadcasting Company, they don't do very well at making it British. the snow's meant to hit England and Wales later today, so that means half an hour of coverage on the news again tonight. above had, amateurs showing boobs, german babes, college girls showing their boobs in dormrooms and some swedish babes getting fucked. |
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Tails, thongs and a lot of amateurs
 | Breaking pics: Paris Hilton see through top nipple shots -I know we've seen everything of her before, but heyho it's always good to see again. another mixed update, i'm getting better, and regular service should resume soon. in case you missed it earlier this week: Elle Macpherson's pubic landing strip showing above her bikini: Elle Macpherson - bikini beach *wardrobe malfunction* shoot in Australia, January 22, 2009, now onto the mass update: grimmster's massive thong collection page 29 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 8 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 7 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 6 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 5 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 4 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 2 Jackpotjoe's amateur thong collection page 1 a fantastic ass in a lot of great thong shots small collection of hot thong babe cute girls in VS thongs Awesome cute German babe shows us her great bumps Hotten Svenja exposed while she plays dessup for her boy Thongs in all colours and sizes Alessandra Ambrosio - bikini beach candids Kennedy Winters is a Hot, Hot Lady - teen babe webcam thong dance video nudist beach voyeur video Whale Tail - Ode to Booty Floss - by Jeff D'silva -comedy song, I added the lyrics cause they make me laugh. amateurs: Phoebe gets naked cute nude babe Busty German Housewife loves to be her husbands sextoy Damn hot brunette Latin Bitch loves to fuck with her boy till he cums -it's supposedly good for the hair Blonde babe gives head in their bedroom Sweet Slut Ericka strips down for her boyfriend sucks his dick and gets doggy fucked WOW - She has real big boobs Saturday Night Awesome Hot Swingers Party in Seattle 2 hot blonde babes spreading the pink wife sucks and fucks blonde teen shows off a very sexy body asian babe with a great set of tits mixed hotties mixed hotties mixed hotties mixed hotties real babes of the military Beautiful large breasts in a gallery (not amateur) Everything on her face flashing in public Busty Blonde Amateur Teen Amateur Girl with Dildo Black Girl shows her fine Body videos: Slutty Blonde Takes Two Cocks At The Same time - 00:06:06 Twin sisters - 00:14:16 Drunk College Girl Is A Perfect 10 - 00:20:15 I am so sick of dairy products! since breaking my collar bone and ribs, I've been eating yoghurt, cheese, more yoghurt, drinking milk, having more cheese and anything that's got calcium in it. I never knew that baked beans had so much calcium! but now I'm sick of them too. just hope it's helping as it's turning me into a fatty. I'm used to cycling 6 to 12 mile every day and taking the dog for at least a walk, so sitting round doing nothing's shrunk my calf muscles down to the size of my forearms and put on lots of weight. I also haven't bothered shaving and I look like a cross between Jesus and the unabomber with a ted bundy eye brow, not since I was 21 and unemployeed have I had a beared this big and bushy! Cause I can't lift my arms over my head I can only wear short sleave button up shirts. the thing is, the only short sleeved button up shirts i own are bright Hawaiian shirts, so the postman gets a bit of a shock when he opens the door. to see a guy that looks like a serial killer in a haiwaiian shirt. next time i may open it with a wife beater and tomato sauce down the front. should be fun... yes this is what i think of when I can't do much else. now back to the original rant FUCK I'M SICK OF DAIRY! Related tags: big tits, amateur babes, flashing in public, candid beach thongs, whale tails, g-strings, webcam thong dance, wife suck and fuck. why I chose the pic on the top left rather than a more sexy thong shot: cause "Northern Rock" are one of many banks world wide that have gone to crap, and I felt they could do with that little bit of extra free advertising. Talking of banks; I am thinking of dressing up as a repo guy and going into all the banks headquaters, that have had to be bailed out by governments world over, and just start removing computers and desks and whatever else i can, maybe I can even get one of Citibank's 50million dollar jets. they'd do it to me if I fucked up on repaying my loans! |
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Happy Australia Day - celebrate it with Bundy Rum, porn pics & vids
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Self taken amateur porn
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Friday, January 16, 2009
Collection of babes showing bums, thongs & panties + a whole lot more
 | thanks to Toby we've got a massive collection of babes showing their Bums, thongs & panties in 54 pages with over 1000 pictures. I've also added a few extra links as usual: Bums, thongs & panties, page 2, page 3, page 4, page 5, page 6, page 7, page 8, page 9, page 10 -goes all the way to , page 54 lillonghorn0105's thong collection, page 2, page 3, page 4 skimpy string public thong the classic: shoe store thong halloween ass collection Lots of thongs showing chubby micro thong girl thong babes dance video Amateur Pictures Nasty Teen Slut teens peeing outside girls need to pee together, page 2 busting to pee hot looking girls showing their sexy bodies, page 2 doe eyed chicks amateur shots, page 2, page 3, page 4, page 5 drunk punk slut -hopefully not too drunk to fuck college girls pool party Nasty amateur teen slut topless beach babes Some girlfriends are having a fucking hot strip poker game Damn hot and busty Latina loves cocksucking Blonde Busty Cute Webcam Girl These two hot lesbians having sex with each others for the first time Amazing hot 24yo Denisa shows us her damn great body pro model pics: Hungarian blonde in nice lingerie On the red couch playing with a toy Sandy cowgirl fantasy Long blond hair in the shower Nice pose in the pool videos Oiled blond masturbating her pussy Hot ama strips and get fucked Pretty Face Thin Girl Loves A Cock In Her Tight Pussy ( 21:02 min ) Blonde Gets Fucked With Cumshot On Face ( 28:50 min ) Guy fucks girl on hidden cam Girl sucks and swallow on webcam during my tests these next few had a pop up: Jessica: Blonde, wet, tight and horny A curly blonde amateur girl shows it all and sucks cock Role Playing bitch loves to get rough fucked in her wet cunt Hot Redhead Teen fucks with her red sextoy Hot black haired slut wanks her boyfriend Hot amateur babe masturbate for her boyfriend Two girl from Ukraina! Innocent! DorK with braces bags a HOTT blonde chick!!Amateur -end pop up alert. before posting these links I alerted the owner of the site, and it looks like it's been fixed. tags: thong babes, videos, hot girls, college porn sluts, chicks topless on the beach, porno sluts, wet pussys getting fucked, teen sluts fucking, beach babes. if you ever get a pop up or re-direct from any link I add here, please let me know as I don't like them. The reason why pop ups sometimes occur on generally well trusted sites; the webmaster approves a flash ad that doesn't have a pop up then the ad company change out the flash ad with a new pop up version, or the company a webmaster employees to check his ads just approves all and doesn't give a shit about the webmaster. both of these practices happen far too often! Sadly to run sites like these we need to pay for bandwidth and a shit load of it! I've been watching a lot of movies since I've not been able to do anything other than lie still, and they're really starting to piss me off, as is everything else; it's the 15 different studio logos at the start of the films that all seem to be animated and take about 30 seconds each. then the intro starts and over that it's still showing the same fucking company names, things like "20th century fox" in association with "canal" and all those other things. then the actual movie starts 7 minutes after you press play, that's if you're able to skip the fucking previews, goes for 1 hour 20 minutes then there's 13 minutes of credits, I don't give a flying fuck who supplied over paid actors their tea and coffee. I wanna know who their drug dealer is, erm, well that'd at least make the credits interesting. so you get a DVD case that says the movie's 100minutes, but when you break it down it's 7 minutes of studio ego stroking logos, 80 minutes of movie and 13 minutes of credits. I will admit that I know a lot of guys that worked on LORT, Matrix films, the 3 bad star wars films, Happy Feet and all those other ones that were filmed in Oz and NZ, and I cheered with them when their names came up in the credits. I just don't think it should be listed as part of the run time, and catering really really doesn't need to be mentioned! When it was all VHS and it cost extra to run those credits, a lot of crap was cut, but now DVD gives them the space it's just got ridiculous. I've been watching a lot of period films, you know Sci-Fi 10,000 years ago, or world war 1 & 2 films that sort of thing and it's pissing me off seeing the perfect teeth that actors have. It just makes the film seem even more fake than it is. Ultra white straight teeth on a 40 year old cave man really doesn't work. They should get Steve Buscemi in! |
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Self shot babes pics & vids + amateur girl and porn collection
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Real Girlfriends free porn galleries
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Amateur teen cock suckers
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Real Homemade amateur porn pics and vids
 | finishing off this monday updates we've got 15 pic and vid galleries for your viewing pleasure: cute blonde teen ex girlfriend emo babe does bedroom shots blonde with a shaved snatch enjoys sucking & fucking sexy hot teen strips out of her lbd, (little black dress) to give a finger show Sweet lesbian College Teens having a party Damn hot and busty blonde shows off her fine body -christmas has come early! amateur in glasses sucks & fucks Sweet redhead with perky tits sucks & fucks in a hotel Blonde does some sexy great vacation selfshoots -i love the selfshots! Sweet Ariana pussy spread and blowjob Hot homemade fucking couples -that last self shot pic is brilliant! Hot londe babes get fucked Hot brunette babe sucking and fucking -this picture is fantastic: flexible love! Videos Hot babe have sex on the sand beach Amateur girl riding cock sorry there wasn't as much porn as usual, I had to go to buy new jeans as it's getting cold here in Edinburgh and my current jeans all have rips in them, not from being super trendy just from over use. I fuckin' hate shopping, I've got cyclist/rugby players thighs and all jeans in brittan seem to be made in china for chinese sized people. I end up having to buy a 38 or 40 inch wasted pair of jeans to fit my thighs, where my waste actually fits a 34 - 36 inch waste, it fuckin' annoys me. after 3 stupidly over priced high street shops I rode my pushie to ASDA and picked up 3 40 inch wasted pairs of jeans for about 6quid (12US) each, on returning to my pushie some cunt had pissed in my bike helmet, that i locked to the side of my bike... yeah yeah i wear a helmet, but after the amount of damage with booze i've done a simple knock may send me crazy! Thankfully i noticed the moisture and the smell before i'd put it on my head, so i just chucked it in the bin. I wasn't going to deal with that! now i'm in a shitty mood and there's no cold beer so guess it's rum or port. On top of that 118 118 are fucking cunts! |
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
slutty girlfriends & more amateurs
 | I thought i'd wack some amateurs up and put my rant about costume shopping towards the bottom, enjoy the pics, stay for the rant if you feel up to it: Amazing Hot College Hardcore Fuck Party hot blonde shows off a great body sexy blonde babe in changing room Hot young Cutie with some awesome piercings Homemade Swinger Party with nice horny sluts collection of hot teen babes more sexy amateur babes the hot brittish caravan babe slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends, slutty girlfriends I went to the costume shop and there a massive line, about half an hour in and only moving up two spots i decided to ring a mate and ask if he had anything, he had a shitty Boba Fett costume that he wore a few years back. I waited round for him and yep it was pretty crap, but it's better a free, pretty crap costume of a really cool character than me parting with cash to get a shitty rainbow bright costume, or whatever the shop had in their front window. So we went to the pub and i started practicing my kiwi accent as we all now know that Boba fett was of course a kiwi! it's been years since i've had my kiwi accent, it took a few beers to get back to a reasonable level. As I was getting better & the costume shop had closed, my mate informed me that when he'd worn the costume he'd been free balling & hasn't bothered to wash it. So now i've got a crappy costume that's had some loose todger action in it. I went to tesco and grabbed a pair of their cheapest boxers and will use em once and chuck em... whilst in tesco i did notice that they had 2 litres of vodka for 20quid, so i grabbed a couple of those bottles and now everything's sweet! I'lll be back tomorrow with halloween pics and whale tail updates, now where's my vodka -garv |
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Friday, August 29, 2008
free porn pics and vids
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Friday, August 15, 2008
Hot teen babes from MET Art
 | sorry about the delay in the updates today every fucking time it rains for a few days my local exchange goes down, I was surprised it had managed to stay up for the past 2 weeks with the amount of rain we've had!!! Anyway I rang BT at 9am, they said it was already under repair and would be up between 9.30 and 10am... at midday it was still down, so I ring back and they said there were a few technical delays, I found out through my neighbours that the BT van had been stoned by kids on fucking school holidays and they had to wait for police escort to repair the exchange!!! Fucking stupid kids, the real irony is they were probably out throwing rocks at vans cause their internet was down. So I'm finally back but haven't had a lot of time to get anything sorted, but here's a few hot teen babes from MET Art: HANNA B: SHAPE by VORONIN VICTORIA B: IBIZA NUDA by ERRO ARMANIA A: VENUE by MAJOLY TINA B: PRESENTING TINA by VOLKOV NEW MODEL ANGELICA H: DENIX by MAJOLY OLGA M: OLINIAN by VORONIN TINA D: PRESENTING TINA by ANGELA LININ NEW MODEL AVIA A: PRESENTING AVIA by ERRO NEW MODEL OLIVIA D: OLIVIA by THIERRY MURRELL MARIKO A: MONTAGE by TONY MURANO MARGARITA A & KLARA A: PRESENTING KLARA by GONCHAROV NEW MODEL LIZI A: PRESENTING LIZI by NUDERO NEW MODEL |
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Amateur wednesday 25 free galleries
 | what a fucked up day, if you're planning on coming to edinburgh for the Edinburgh Fringe don't bother, they can't sort their tickets sales out and shows that have already started aren't getting ticketed for them. I booked tickets on the 17th of June, 4 of the 8 showed up, so today I spent an hour and a half on hold trying to sort the problem, once i finally got through I asked about the tickets and if they weren't here by the date of the show would i get a refund, they just said "we'll see what we can do... and once the transaction is completed the tickets are non refundable" I reminded them that a transaction is "An item or good is exchanged for money." Although they've got my money, they haven't give me the goods, the fucker just hung up on me! What a stupid fucking system. Thankfully i purchased my bill bailey tickets through the venue and have the tickets in hand. but looks like i'm going to miss Tim Vine and Clive James cause of these stupid ticket cunts! anway enough of my rants and onto the candid amateur porn: update before we see the amateurs, here's some amateur nuddie shots of Jess Origliasso - "The Veronicas" Private topless candids -she's an Aussie celeb now for the candid amateurs: babe gets fucked Dinner, a movie and a BJ drunk party girls showing off hot redhead non nude babe big titted babe loves the US cute amateur shows off her jugs cute babe in glasses plays with a vibe Really blonde cutey, dripping wet Young German teen Blonde girl with freckels what what in the cunt short skirt and shaved pussy hot blonde emo babe amateurs in group sex perky titted teen babe with a shave twat Coban's collection of amateur babes page 6 Coban's collection of amateur babes page 3 college couple fuck thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 8 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 9 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 10 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 11 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 12 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 13 thechipmunk's bust a nut mix of hot amateur babes and porn page 14 |
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Spunky Girls and New World Nudes
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Chicks kissing for tongue thursday
 | there's something about two chicks kissing, or even one chick putting two fingers in another girls ass, girl on girl action is just great fun. I remember my first threesome with two chicks, that was back in highschool, I walked in on them kissing in an upstairs room at a party, we were all very drunk... well it got good, I some how got the blame for a hole being put in a wall when the three of us tried to jump into a wardrobe when someone busted into the room. anyway enough talk of the wild old times of high school and onto the pics of the chicks kissing: 48 pics of chicks kissing for February 29th 2008 I've just realised that tomorrow is the 29th of Feb, so guys if you've been in a long term relationship but aren't ready for marriage make sure you fill your day with activities that doesn't include alone time with your chick. February 29th is supposedly the buissiest day of proposals of any year, beating out Valentine's day! Cause chicks are allowed to ask the guy, Leap year weddings are a massive buisness due to the amount of women that won't wait for men to propose. so be careful! -this has been a dumpster sluts public announcment. |
Labels: babes, garvs_rants, girls_kissing, lesbians
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Knee high sox interracial fuck vids
 | G'day guys and gals, it's been a while but I'm finally back! a lot's happened since i've been gone. First off this shit Corey Delany from Melbourne Australia has really pissed me off, all he did was have a bit of a party that got out of hand and became world fuckin' famous! It was even a piss poor atempt at a wild party, I briefly remember being 16/17 and was running late for a party so my mate Nudge and I stole a bull dozer to drive to the party. The night ended with me standing on a cop car, bottles of about 150 to 250 teenages ringing past my ears, Nudge inside the car setting fire to the back seats so they had to open the doors, we both run off into the dark as soon as the cop car doors get opened. The police did end up finding out who we were and we both had to pay a lot of damages, so by the time Schoolies' Week came round I had zero money, but managed to party very hard anyway. Thanks to Benson's Nightclub in Orchid street. they had $1.50 rums all night it was brilliant!!! So yeah that little cunt has pissed me off... I think i need a better publicist, erm well, maybe a publicist would be a good start lol. I've mellowed a lot these days and don't party quite as hard, however Kalgor (the guy that pays the hosting when i can't afford it) and I after not being allowed into hugh hefner's Playboy party in Vegas later fell through their front door whilst drunk, sadly the party had ended, so Kalgor pissed in Hugh's penthouse room spa, then kalgor jumped on a plane for New York & I finished the night partying with 90's band everclear. Yeah, not our finest moment, but we'd been drinking for 36 hours or something close. So enough rant and onto what everyone is here for, PORN! first off today we've got a few video galleries from the website: Knee High Sox enjoy: Sexy babe getting fucked in knee high socks babe in nothing but knee highs getting fucked in interrracial porn Babe in Ankle socks, with a shaved bald vagina gets fucked more sexy interracial sock babe fucking amateur teenie in ankle socks gets black cock hot asian in knee highs gets fucked knee high sock babe sucks & fucks black cock Sexy blonde gets fucked slow and hard sideways Sweet babe gets ghetto booty fucked nice and hard Hot Ebony babe gets fucked on the couch for the rest of my vegas trip, and the porn parties; due to vegas laws there wasn't much tittie showing & all the parties with free booze were fuckin' gay sausage parties, I'll get the pics that i got on my camera in the free porn forum soon, sadly there wasn't many due to the broken wrist, as I needed one hand to carry my drink I couldn't take many pics! Corey Delany update: seems he's been beaten up in melbourne's Fountain Gate Shopping centre - of Kath & Kim fame - I don't condone violence, actually i hate it, but this guy did need a bit of a slap upside the head, and now you can also Slap Corey |
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Monday, December 10, 2007
Andy's girls for December 10th 2007
 | I forgot TPG isn't able to get online and that's why the updates are late. I went to a comedy gig after work, cause my aussie mates decided to stay around for a few days. The funny thing was that one of the comedians told the joke I told on here about betting on what sex a friends baby was going to be + numerous other jokes forum members have posted on the comedy forum... I thought that was a fun coincident. According to google the place that searches most for "dumpster sluts" in the world is edinburgh! That was before I even moved here, strange coincident or do sad sick minds really think a like? The other thing I noticed is that the majority of the audience were students 18 to 23 year olds and they didn't know who Knight Rider or KITT are. They also didn't seem to know about drug taking, I really wondered if they were students at all?! Enough of my ranting here's Andy's latest babes: Gorgeous Isabells dildoing on stairs. Imagine what you could do with that ass. Beautiful puffy nipples - Jamie. Anna - autumn gold Huge cock in mouth. Probably the hottest teen ever seen on webcam. Jamie Hammer in red. Sexy white boots Rachel Aziani lesbian action. Teen Jenny as hot as ever. Busty Martha at the beach. Poolside pussy eating. Cute teens eagerly lick in kitchen. Cute girl does acrobatic selfshots. Peach young busty. Orange hangings. Ally young secretary feels hot in office. Busty Enni very sexy in pool. |
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Amateur Homemade Porn & self shot pics
 | It's pissing down rain here, so I went and checked out the river near by, it's flowing nice and fast. I of course went fuck yeah, ran home got my old wetsuit out and blew up an airbed. As I was going back to the river a cop stops me and asks what I'm up to, telling him i'm about to jump into the river on an air bed didn't seem to thrill him and i was informed that there's a no swimming rule on the river... erm! what!? So back home i trudged with my inflated air bed and deflating sense of fun, fuckin' nanny states. I used to use an inflated truck tyre in the Sydney storm water drains during high rain & when i lived in New Zealand used to do much the same thing but in the caves near waikato. Oh well, it got dark very quick and there's always porn to cheer me up, so finishing off today we've got some more amateurs and a lot of selfshots: hot babe in fishnets doing some selfshots babes takin mirror self shot pics Page1 , Page 2 & Page 3 hot amateur babe showing her perky tits in self shot pics great collection of babes in self shot pics a big collection of selfshot pics big titted amateur self shot babe cute babe doing self shot pics in her bedroom & bathroom babe in bra and panties (+a full nude shot) self shots the hot self shot corona babe I wish she was My Corona amateurs from hungary |
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
English goth babe Chloe Dove
 | Next we've got the english, goth babe that likes to get a bit hardcore, Chloe actually does unlike yesterday's post. That's right it's more of Chloe Dove and her free porn galleries: Slutty teen Chloe Dove fucks herself with a big dildo. Kinky teens Chloe and Eden get naughty in the dungeon. Naughty girl Chloe Dove gets naked! Dirty teen Chloe sucks, fucks, and takes a load on her tits! Naughty girl Chloe Dove pushes a toy up her tight wet hole. Naughty girl Chloe Dove plays with a pink toy. Dirty Chloe Dove shows off her bright pink smooth cunt hole! Teen Chloe finds a new friend to get naughty with! Cute but dirty teen Chloe Dove in her Hello Kitty PJs Dirty teen Chloe Dove plays with a glass dildo. Ok i know she goes with the goth look and she even told me she was goth, but she didn't know who Joy Division were. Kids, if you're going to claim you're goth go out and buy (erm download) yourself a few albums. Here's a few quick need to know bands before you can say you're a goth: Joy Division, Siouxsie and the banshees, Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus & Type O Negative. There's lots more that will give you cred but they will help you start, it helps if you can throw them in sentences with: The Cure, The Church, The The, The Smiths, Nick Cave and the Bad Seads and a few newer bands. |
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Monday, October 22, 2007
Amateur babes from Next Door Girlfriends
 | hey guys, what a shit few days I've had, some cunt stole my push bike yesterday. So last night I found one on gumtree and went and picked it up at 10pm, today just now I'm riding home and another cunt throws a fucking bottle out a truck window as they yelled something totally incomprehensible at me, the bottle hits my right hand bounces off and smashes itself and my chain guard, the chain falls between my cogs and I come to a stop. fuckers rush off at 40 mile an hour laughing their heads off. In the last 2 weeks I've had a lit cigarette thrown at me, yelled at about 6 times and now this! I wear a helmet (the shape of my heads fucked up enough don't need a crash to screw it up more!) and people seem to think it's funny to yell "the war finished in 1945 take the helmet off" hmmm so very smart. I've ridden in many places around the world; but the scotts, considering they invented the bicycle, seem to have no idea what bikes are and feel the need to yell or throw things at something that's a bit out of the ordinary. now for something compltetely different: Back in Oz the elections are coming up and John Howard Australia's current Prime Minister is building up a good campaign (not a fan of johnnie cause i lost my job due to work relations about 18 months ago), but these pics did him justice, he's a bloke after all: John howard loves the tits 1 & John Howard loves the tits 2. now it's time for cunts of a much nicer type, a few free galleries from a website i found on the weekend: Next Door Girlfriends, enjoy these great galleries Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes Next Door Girlfriends amateur babes |
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Free Ass to Mouth videos for Tight Ass Tuesday
 | It's tuesday and that of course means time for Tight Ass Tuesday, and today we've got some brilliant vids from the site: From Ass To Mouth, it's funny i was fucking a chick in the ass a while back after she came she spun and started sucking me off, she took a short break and said "you were just in my ass now you're in my mouth, does that excite you?" I replied "isn't every girl doing that these days?" it was the wrong thing to say she got realy shitty (not litteraly thankfuly), then stopped sucking me off and went to sleep. I blew on her face while she was sleeping, then took off before she woke, I wouldn't normally do that but i was vevry drunk and very horny! anyway enough rant and onto the free videos: Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery Ass to Mouth video gallery |
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Free Porn movie trailers - erm i mean previews
 | I'ma always getting asked for more "free porn trailers" probably cause dumpster sluts comes up number one in google for that search term, here's a great collection of porn trailers Tiny blonde teen left gaping wide after a good pounding. Two tight lesbian teens in glass dildo extacy. Inspect my ass and pussy before fucking me hard. Watch me do my favourite dildo. Very dirty brunette playing in the bath. Lickable lesbians give each other a good workover with tongues and toys How many fingers do I have up my pussy ?. I love my pink vibe . Lesbian picnic , watch them eat each other out. Tight bodied tanned teen with big pink vibe. just cause I'm using the word trailer to describe these preview vids doesn't mean i like it. I still do prefer the term preview, as I said on here 3 or 4 years ago, "when did it become a trailer and not a preview?" a trailer's something that comes after, for example: a car tows a trailer. For some reason movie people thought, I know we'll put out a preview of the new movie, play it before the feature film and we'll call it a "trailer" just for shits and giggles, lets mess with the english language a little more. I actually have some old Beta tapes somewhere that have "previews" before the film and "trailers" after the film finished and it had that guy with the deep voice say "stay watching after this feature presentation for the trailers of upcoming films". That at least made some sense. yes I'm ranting again! damn it! |
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Friday, May 04, 2007
free porn sites & I'm ranting again
 | time to do some house keeping, here's a couple of new sites that are worth checking out: wank page -good mix of categories -scroll straight down to "Todays Free Porn Movie Galleries" to find the links Butterfly Searcher -love a site with a creative name, good selection of babes. a few people here know that I was the videographer and photographer for the site Heartbeat babes before I ran out of cash, yet the other day I got an email from someone in Singapore asking me for - 3M Littmann Classic II SE Stethoscope -Quantity: 120 units. hmmmm. I don't think he got the idea of the website. but made me laugh. I'm back at Uni part time and last night, after class, i went to a party at some 1st year students. Fuck Uni flats have changed since I started uni back in 1997, these guys had a 42inch LCD TV, an XBox 360, PS3, funky couches, king size beds, massive amp with surround sound and sub woofer, a fridge that doesn't leak CFCs into the apartment and most importantly a very well stocked bar full of imported grolsch, leffe, Löwenbräu, shit loads of different types of spirits including many single malts and they seem to eat out every night. now my uni flat consisted of a TV found on the street (strangely the one i have now was also found on the street), a couch found on the street. I slept on an air bed till i found a single bed that my mates and I carried home late one night, with some girl that one of us had picked up fast asleep on it, after a pub crawl. Most importantly we had a jug for our Maggi 2 minute noodles. If I didn't have enough cash for boozing it up I'd go and give blood so I got drunk cheaper on the student night $2.00 rum and cokes. these kids were complaining about having to study until the early hours, for fuck sake, they get it easy! they don't even have part time jobs to pay for things, most of them get money from parents and get student grants, I wish I had of studied in the UK! yes I am becoming a bitter old man. enough rant, here's more of my favourite porn sites: Giga Galleries -a MASSIVE porn site with loads to look at Frog Sex -another fantastic amount of free porn Virgin Fucked -teens and lots of other great porn Pink Pornstars -got a favourite pornstar they've probably got her! Youngest Movies -great collection of porn movies Bone Me - a massive collection of very hot porn! left pic is from here: Liz Vicious glamour goth teen |
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