Friday, July 23, 2004
Whale Tail updates
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it's friday so that means Whale Tail updates that's right they're now up, I also added a new Whale tail vid
I have to head off for urgent biz this weekend and will be away for about 2 weeks so my mate Kalgor will be taking over the Whale tail updates and the Monday to Friday blogging. I don't know if he'll have time to do the Ugly Girls updates but I hope so. See you all back here in 2 weeks. regards garv |
need a new job?
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people needing jobs? These 3 people have just been fired due to fucking the delivery guy, pissing in the water tank and taking a crap in an elevator, so seriously if you want a job or if you wanna watch the vids check out Ispies.com.au |
Jessica Simpson - great tits!
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jessica simpson has some seriously great tits! She can't sing but when you see these tittes who cares?
in this Vid she's wearing a small shirt and gets very wet! very very nice! some big pics Jessica Simpson 1 Jessica Simpson 2 Jessica Simpson 3 Jessica Simpson 4 Jessica Simpson 5 Jessica Simpson 6 |
more teens you want more teens!?
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Sorry today's been so slow, boss is riding my arse and I've got a hangover to break all hangovers! Someone requested more teen babes, I can't remember their name even though I only read their e-mail 10 minutes ago!
so here we are Nikki in the cage Hot Schoolgirl set on couch -one on the left Hot ASS set in garage Pink underwear on table Nikki locked in the cage Nikki as a Phil-Flash cheerleader Nikki in a camouflage outfit Nikki goes topless in her white socks Nikki enjoys some fresh watermellon Nikki in a white bra & panties & heels Nikki in an exotic & skin tight outfit Nikki on a bed in a tight white sweater Nikki's busty yellow top Nikki bends over in her blue jeans |
Thursday, July 22, 2004
college girls drunk
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When college girls get drunk do they all behave like this?
Drunk College Girls if all college girls do get out jelly, white t-shirts, hoses and start flashing their tits can someone please invite me to the US to go to one of these wonderful parties? |
A Blonde Joke
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three blondes are sitting at a table in a crowded cafe masturbating furiously. The bemused waiter comes over and demands to know what's going on.
One points up to a sign that says in bold letters, "First come - First served". movie of 6 college chicks fake orgasms -has pop up advertising |
Public Announcement
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Yesterday, one of my neighbours was robbed at a traffic light! A young woman proposes to wash your car window while you wait at the red light, and another one takes advantage of it to open the back door and steal everything she can grab. Be warned, they are very well organized!!!
Don't leave your doors or windows open if you drive up to a red light! If your windows get washed... Don't look at them, they try to distract you. My neighbour managed to get some photos for the police. Car Wash Scam Please inform your friends of this new scam. They have got me 10 times already. (every time I went arround the block, they caught me). ----------- check out the girls from the top left: Gallery 1; Gallery 2 from Tiffany teen- pay site costs $24.95 for 30days :( another carwash babe: car wash 1 |
bikini model supports John Howard
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Australian politician John Howard getting support from a 35 year old bikini model. At present John Howard is our Prime minister, he's not the best we've had he's not the worst he's just as good as most, except for the GST, so even if he has Kylie's hot ass supporting him I won't be voting for him. Far to much politics for me, so here's some Kylie Naked shots
Quote form News.com.au: Bikini line supports John Howard "Reilly's website features as many pictures of her in bikinis as it does political messages -- which should attract voters who find the headshots of local pundits such as The Australian's Paul Kelly and The Sydney Morning Herald's Alan Ramsey less than sexy. " read the news report:Bikini line supports John Howard see her sites: Garbrielle Reilly weely GarbrielleReilly.com |
Lubricants and Condom advertisers get better
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Lubricant & Condom adds are getting better in the past few years, with the whole "Porn Star" logo craze and the acceptance of porn throughout most of the community. Even with the understanding of porn I still get e-mails like "Whale Tail Pornography, your site is disgusting and people like you should find real work." so onto the commercials
Lubricant Adds Lubricant Add 1 - my fav Lubricant Add 2 - the one on the left, just sent this from Mal Condom and Aids safe: Life Saver Condom - I found this when I opened a condom, the last line "Don't return used condom to the distributor through the mail" Strange! The Trojan Games site about Olympic sports with condoms one big add for Trojan related: Thais go crazy over condoms |
bigger tits for US soldiers?
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Military staff and their families will be able to get plastic surgery on the US taxpayers money. I wonder how many Navy guys will go for bigger tits?
read the news report: Bigger breasts offered as perk to US soldiers I've gotta be out of the office a lot today so maybe slow on updates till I get home at about 6pm Eastern Australian time. Regards garv |
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
kylie Minogue best bum in the world
![]() | Kylies bum number one. It makes you proud to be Australian... but Sexy DJ Sassy, 25, had slammed Kylie’s famous bottom as “too small”. Read the news report: The Sun - has pics more pics Kylie 01 - left pic Kylie 02 Kylie 03 Kylie 04 Kylie 05 Kylie 06 Kylie 07 Kylie 08 - caps from "The Delinquents" for a lot more Kylie pics go here Kylie Minogue Gallery |
flash mountain - hooray for boobies!
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back in 1996 I saw a great shot at Dream World's Thunderbolt roller coaster on the Gold Coast of Australia, this big titted chick's tits had fallen out as they went over the loops, I was like wow! I went to try and buy it, but they wouldn't sell it to anyone not in the photo, I offered a guy in the shot $50 to buy it off him! The bastard wouldn't sell it, he could have bought 2 for himself for that price. now I find out it's a hobby of people other than me, starting with these two hotties on the Viper Roller coaster at Magic Mountain. But then there's the holly grail, Flash Mountain I've got $200US to the first person that can produce a new Flash Mountain pic, I will accept other theme parks as well there must be some out there, so come on either try or send your old ones in! e-mail is on the left of this page regards garv.
read the CNN News Report or the E News Report |
Princess Leia gold bikini
![]() | if you're anything like me, 25 year old male, you probably grew up with watching the Star Wars trilogy and maybe even if you are as bad as me been slapped a few times for requesting that girls you're with dress up in Princess Leia's golden Bikini? I hope I'm not the only one. Back in 97 or so when TV show friends showed an episode about Princess Leia's gold bikini, I got 3 phone calls in half an hour that pretty much all went ex gf: "did you see friends? they had that thing about that bikini and that Star Trek chick you like, you're not the only freak" My reply was short "it's star WARS" hang up. Anyway enough about my perferted sex life and on with the Bikini, here's a few sites Jennifer Aniston in Gold Bikini from site Leias Metal Bikini - a site dedicated just to the metal Bikini, includes picture galleries, fan art and where you can Buy your own Leia Bikini a yahoo group dedicated to building your own: Slave Bikini Builders |
Wet T-Shirts Wet Pussies = Drunk College Girls
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hot college girls getting wet, wet EVERYTHING, these girls with their hot wet shirt just have to strip out of their wet clothes, some one asked me to write Not Safe For Work, when I post something that isn't safe for work, come on guys very little I post here will ever be safe for work!
wet girls 1 wet girls 2 wet girls 3 wet girls 4 wet girls 5 wet girls 6 wet girls 7 some of the pics look a bit stretched, like they used an NTSC video camera then captured on a PAL or the other way round, can never remember what gives that view, shit boss yelling at me again, gotta go! But enjoy! |
Artistic porn The Ches Girls documentry
![]() | welcome to arty porn, this is where I try and say hey there's other things out there than lesbians, hot 18 year old girls filling their cunts with big dildos and show that I can turn from that and show some art, so here's some, The American Skin go straight to the documentry about Stripers The Chez Girls |
Britney Spears Caption Contest
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for the "Britney Spears Caption Contest" what you have to do is think of the best caption to go wtih this picture
Britney What's Going On? then post your caption if that doesn't work look below, hit the comments link, then find the post comments and chose the "Or Post Anonymously" option when you go to post and it will be fine, if you have problems hit me up my e-mails garv@garv.net |
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Lesbians from Sapphic Erotica
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the thong thread
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a few days ago there was a great thong thread on a website but it was soon shut down, it was superb, sad as it is things on the web change quickly, but I figured it'd be about time we threw up a thong thread, this came to light when James4u2day sent this classic shot in thong shot I love the fact that there is a camera in front of it. Enough of my crap on with the thongs, the Thong Thread |
Nubiles.net teen girls Ravon and Kimberly
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while I was searching around for a good pic for the sex toys charge I came across Nubiles a site dedicated to hot teen girls, but the one that stood out the most was Ravon, she's a dark haired mysterious girl, pictured left. I think I'm in love, they have over 35,000 pics, loads of vids and things like wall papers, but sadly it's $29.31 per month to enter, strangest rate I've ever seen, so I went and grabbed the pics of Ravon and another girl Kimberly that I could find so you can all check em out!
Ravon Pics: Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Ravon gallery Kimberly Pics: Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery Kimberly gallery |
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texas woman was charged for selling sex toys
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the texas woman has had the charges dropped, what a strange story this is, I mean seriously the fact that cops went in posing as a married couple to catch someone selling sex toys is just ridiculous! Read the News report: sex toys charges dropped |
Lucy Clarkson pics
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sorry today's been really slow, I've been working my ass off at work, rather sucks that, but I have been sent some brilliant pics of Lucy Clarkson that haven't been on the previous posts, so I figure why not add them here. Thanks to all of you that have sent them in, keep em coming and I'll post them here. now we've seen almost as much as Justin Timberlake has.
Lucy Clarkson pic 01 Lucy Clarkson pic 02 Lucy Clarkson pic 03 Lucy Clarkson pic 04 Lucy Clarkson pic 05 |
Monday, July 19, 2004
Kirsten Dunst wants smaller tits in game
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today we go from Tomb Raider to Spider-man, with Kirsten Dunst telling producers of spider-man 2 game to drop the size of her tits. Guess Justin Timberlake won't be getting it then ;-)
News report: Dunst wants smaller tits in game Kirsten Dunst Pics |
Justin Timberlake cheats with Lucy Clarkson
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ok so I don't normally post about guys on here, but to tell the truth this post is mainly about Lucy Clarkson, this big titted Lara Croft double, shagged Justin Timberlake, that's right Justin cheated on Cameron Diaz what would you do if a big titted babe like Lucy came up to you and asked you to shag her? Yeah we all know, same as me!
quotes form the big titted babe: "Justin was totally obsessed with my boobs. He asked if they were false and I replied, ‘Touch them'. "He grabbed my boobs and pulled them out from the bra. He touched them in such a sensitive way it was like we'd been together for ever. He was just grabbing them and looking at them. "Justin told me that none of his girlfriends have ever had boobs. He said that he's quite a boob person. He doesn't like them too big or false, but he loves women with cleavage." read the rest of the report Justin Cheats with Lucy Clarkson or check out the Lucy Clarkson pics Tomb Raider doubles and Mixed posed Lucy Clarkson backgrounds background background |
Britney Spears Upskirt and Chubby Bikini
![]() | Just as Britney tries to defend that she's no drunk News Report these photos start showing up ont he web. Ok so she's put a bit of fat on, big deal I know I've been with bigger. Britney Spears shaved pussy upskirt Britney upskirt photos Britney Upskirt 1 Britney Upskirt 2 Britney Spears Upskirt 3 Britney Chubby Bikini shots: These are large files Britney bikini 1 Britney bikini 2 Britney bikini 3 Britney bikini 4 Britney bikini 5 Britney bikini 6 Britney bikini 7 Britney bikini 8 Britney bikini 9 Britney bikini 10 Britney bikini 11 other posts about Britney: Britney becomes white trash; Nipple Pop Out |
Labels: britney_spears, celeb_pics, upskirt
Batman porn, I'm as shocked as you are
![]() | Robin: Holy hotcakes, Batman... I can't believe that Cat woman would be into girls as well!
I was shocked to find some interesting batman sex pics today, I'm as shocked as you are. Some of them are well drawn others are rather crap. Here's the naughty batman, robin, batgirl and catwoman pics! Batman 01 Batman 03 Batman 04 Batman 05 Batman 06 Batman 07 Batman 08 Batman 09 Batman 10 Batman 11 Batman 12 Batman 13 Batman 14 Batman 15 Batman 16 for more cartoon porn go to: Free Anime Sex Sluts |
bikini dare, great babes in thongs
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As many of you know I've got a thing for girls in thongs, Whale tail gives that away, so when I found out about Bikini Dare I was like holly shit! That's one amazing website, the pics are amazing and vids are decent, with over 14,000 pics to choose from it's a start, however there's only just over 50 videos, the starting price is $18.95 for 30 days, it's worth it I think, but as usual we can't go without seeing some great free stuff!
the free pics Bikini Dare 01 Bikini Dare 02 Bikini Dare 03 Bikini Dare 04 Bikini Dare 05 Bikini Dare 06 Bikini Dare 07 Bikini Dare 08 Bikini Dare 09 Bikini Dare 10 Bikini Dare 11 Bikini Dare 12 Bikini Dare 13 Bikini Dare 14 check them out over at Bikini Dare other posts about thongs: Wicked Weasel |
amateur Monday, come and be a star
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welcome to Amateur Monday, it's a thing I thought I'd try out today being Monday and all, I'm kinda hung over and at work, when a guy wrote in saying that he wanted to make his wife a star, so here she is Letizia
so Letizia you're now a star! the Pics Letizia 01 Letizia 02 Letizia 03 Letizia 04 Letizia 05 Letizia 06 Letizia 07 Letizia 08 Letizia 09 Letizia 010 Letizia 011 Letizia 012 for more amateurs go to Free Amateur Sex Sluts |
a few more Francesca Willis photos
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just a quick one to say thanks to the guys that sent in these pics of Francesca Willis
Pics Francesca 01 Francesca 02 Francesca 03 Francesca 04 Francesca 05 Francesca 06 Francesca 07 Previous Francesca Willis: Francesca Willis suspended from School |
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid Great Tits!
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it's 3.21 am on a Sunday morning, but these great shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid couldn't wait for Hungover Monday Morning post, so I had to get them up while I was still pissed. These 18 year old and 28 year old that's right Tara Reid is 28 I'm as shocked as you are, she's fucken hot! Enjoy the pics as I go off into a drunken slumber, regards garv
Pics Pic 01 Pic 02 Pic 03 Pic 04 Pic 05 Pic 06 Pic 07 Pic 08 Pic 09 Pic 10 Previous Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay Lohan boob falls out; Lindsay Lohan showing her great tits; Lindsay Lohan turns 18 |
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