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Saturday, June 05, 2004
testicles the size of grapefruits! star wars bloopers, hot babe with big ass tatto
garv's pissed off rant of the day
well we're well into day two of the no ejaculation diet, fuck it sucks! my testicles have seriously doubled in size and my girlfriend keeps perading around topless it's like being in a 24 hour porn movie where you'er not allowed to touch. Guess much like a strip joint. 8 more days and I think I'll be insane!
cool site of the day
Star Wars Bloopers
favourite porn galleries
Very hot babe - i normally like tattoos but the big one on her arm looks fucken awful!
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
regards garv
well we're well into day two of the no ejaculation diet, fuck it sucks! my testicles have seriously doubled in size and my girlfriend keeps perading around topless it's like being in a 24 hour porn movie where you'er not allowed to touch. Guess much like a strip joint. 8 more days and I think I'll be insane!
cool site of the day
Star Wars Bloopers
favourite porn galleries
Very hot babe - i normally like tattoos but the big one on her arm looks fucken awful!
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
regards garv
Friday, June 04, 2004
cheating galleries
some assholes have been submitting galleries to dumpster sluts and then getting them to re-direct to sites with lots of pop ups. I try my best to get rid of these guys as soon as possible but some slip through, I'm sorry for those bastards, but I try my best to give everyone free porn.
I've made 24 hours!
regards
garv
I've made 24 hours!
regards
garv
stupid bets, Dressed and Messed and getting two loads
garv's pissed off rant of the day
stupid bets when you're drunk, last night I got hammered, absolutely blind drunk and was talking to a few female friends about their red days every month, and they told me about how horny they get and how they never have sex during them, i was like fuck that has to suck I can't go a day without getting off. So they bet me $100 I couldn't go 10 days without cumming! Now this is going to be interesting, it started at midnight and it's only 11:23am Friday morning, I'm scared! I've been looking at porn all morning as I get ready to do the Whale tail updates. so over the next 10 days I'll fill you in, cause I can't fill anything else in, about how my progress goes. Yeah I know you wanna know!
cool site of the day
Dressed and Messed - strange but funny they just need videos
favourite porn galleries
Lisa gets two loads
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
stupid bets when you're drunk, last night I got hammered, absolutely blind drunk and was talking to a few female friends about their red days every month, and they told me about how horny they get and how they never have sex during them, i was like fuck that has to suck I can't go a day without getting off. So they bet me $100 I couldn't go 10 days without cumming! Now this is going to be interesting, it started at midnight and it's only 11:23am Friday morning, I'm scared! I've been looking at porn all morning as I get ready to do the Whale tail updates. so over the next 10 days I'll fill you in, cause I can't fill anything else in, about how my progress goes. Yeah I know you wanna know!
cool site of the day
Dressed and Messed - strange but funny they just need videos
favourite porn galleries
Lisa gets two loads
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
Thursday, June 03, 2004
I am so drunk - the 10 day no ejaculation bet
Damn it i just agreed to try and go 10 days with out cumming. I hate when I get bet I can't do stuff. I work in giving FREE PORN to people and here I am not allowed to cum for 10 hole days! AGH1
Back to the fridge for beer I'll think about this in tho morning.
regards
garv
FREE PONR!
Back to the fridge for beer I'll think about this in tho morning.
regards
garv
FREE PONR!
Ugg Boots, Testicle Theater and double anal penetration
garv's pissed off rant of the day
I don't know how many people out there know what Ugg Boots are but they're slippers and it seems the trend in Australia at the moment is to wear them to pubs and clubs and out everywhere. This is SAD they look fucken stupid and they make your feet incredibly hot, their the sort of shoes you only need when in conditions like Day After Tomorrow! So you stupid sluts out there stop wearing them unless you've got the whale tail thong thing happening, then I can forgive you for everything else.
cool site of the day
testicle theater - um what can I say about this one?!
favourite porn galleries
she can fit two in there
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
I don't know how many people out there know what Ugg Boots are but they're slippers and it seems the trend in Australia at the moment is to wear them to pubs and clubs and out everywhere. This is SAD they look fucken stupid and they make your feet incredibly hot, their the sort of shoes you only need when in conditions like Day After Tomorrow! So you stupid sluts out there stop wearing them unless you've got the whale tail thong thing happening, then I can forgive you for everything else.
cool site of the day
testicle theater - um what can I say about this one?!
favourite porn galleries
she can fit two in there
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Ugly Sluts, Sydney Camera Stores, Holy Water and Hardcore Anal Spitroasting
it's wednesday so that can mean only one thing!
Dumpster Sluts Ugly Sluts has been updated
garv's pissed off rant of the day
yesterday I was out trying to get a wide angle lens for my camera so I can shoot better porn and the fuckers in the camera shop were like "an Olympus E-10 that's gotta be like 2 years old we don't sell stuff for that camera!" The fucken thing still works and at better quality than the crap they are selling!
next shop, "olympus,we don't sell olympus"
garv "why's there an olympus camera in the display case?"
shop wanker "it's second hand"
garv "why the fuck to you have advertising for the new cameras here?"
shop wanker "um we don't sell olympus"
garv "you're fucked!"
then I left!
I suggest if you're buying camera gear in sydney don't go to
GV Imaging 400 George St, Sydney
or
Camerahoue
416 George Street Sydney NSW 2000
cool site of the day
been looking at porn all day, feel dirty? Why not wash in Holy water
favourite porn galleries
Slut gets pounded by two cocks she's got great tits!
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
Dumpster Sluts Ugly Sluts has been updated
garv's pissed off rant of the day
yesterday I was out trying to get a wide angle lens for my camera so I can shoot better porn and the fuckers in the camera shop were like "an Olympus E-10 that's gotta be like 2 years old we don't sell stuff for that camera!" The fucken thing still works and at better quality than the crap they are selling!
next shop, "olympus,we don't sell olympus"
garv "why's there an olympus camera in the display case?"
shop wanker "it's second hand"
garv "why the fuck to you have advertising for the new cameras here?"
shop wanker "um we don't sell olympus"
garv "you're fucked!"
then I left!
I suggest if you're buying camera gear in sydney don't go to
GV Imaging 400 George St, Sydney
or
Camerahoue
416 George Street Sydney NSW 2000
cool site of the day
been looking at porn all day, feel dirty? Why not wash in Holy water
favourite porn galleries
Slut gets pounded by two cocks she's got great tits!
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
late blog and Ugly slut
hey feeling ill and i'm not even hung over! So the blog and Dumpster Sluts Ugly Slut of the week will be late, I have managed to get the gallery updates up.
Monday, May 31, 2004
cheating bastards, earth erotica and lesbian dildo action
garv's pissed off rant of the day
cheating bastards, every now and then I get some cunt that changes the links on his gallery sending surfers to pop up hells and crap like that, i use no blind links and like to keep my site real clean from crap like that. It is just a shit way to give out porn!!! All these sites that have pop ups and crap that send you here there and everywhere never to the sites that you want. It just sucks!
I try my best to get rid of this crap!
cool site of the day
earth erotica this chick goes out and takes photos of rocks that look like cocks, asses, cunts and tits
favourite porn galleries
hot lesbian dildo action
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
cheating bastards, every now and then I get some cunt that changes the links on his gallery sending surfers to pop up hells and crap like that, i use no blind links and like to keep my site real clean from crap like that. It is just a shit way to give out porn!!! All these sites that have pop ups and crap that send you here there and everywhere never to the sites that you want. It just sucks!
I try my best to get rid of this crap!
cool site of the day
earth erotica this chick goes out and takes photos of rocks that look like cocks, asses, cunts and tits
favourite porn galleries
hot lesbian dildo action
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
idiots that take the last beer, Urinals and Double Penetration
garv's pissed off rant of the day
dick heads who take the last full strength beer and the last piece of pizza! Come on you idiot you bought the light beer so why take the full the full strength?! and the last piece of pizza, that's just plain fucken rude, these dick heads ruin good sporting events.
cool site of the day
Urinal.net check out some of the coolest and strangest urinals around the world and space!
favourite porn galleries
Dora takes 2 cocks a good 3 some double penetration gallery
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
dick heads who take the last full strength beer and the last piece of pizza! Come on you idiot you bought the light beer so why take the full the full strength?! and the last piece of pizza, that's just plain fucken rude, these dick heads ruin good sporting events.
cool site of the day
Urinal.net check out some of the coolest and strangest urinals around the world and space!
favourite porn galleries
Dora takes 2 cocks a good 3 some double penetration gallery
today as every day I believe FREE PORN for all!
garv
Sunday, May 30, 2004
no blog update today to hung over
my kidneys hurt!
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