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garv's pissed off rant of the day
McDonalds saying they're healthy! We all know they're not and that's why we go there we want that giant fat burger and that artery clogging packet of chips we don't want a salad and an apple we can get that EVERYWHERE else so their loosing some dieting women customers big fucken deal fire some of the little shits that don't know how to serve us anyway! sure I worked in one and I made sure to screw up the orders every time till I was fired so why can't they fire these fuckers make some more money. I'm sure it don't matter about the proffits as they've got enough cash already!


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Chicken Fishing - just fucken strange

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was just at Coles St Leonards NSW and this slut serving at one of the tills had "hello my name is naga porn" Yeah Baby that's what we want serving wenches!

I'm bored if you haven't guessed should really get on with the whale tail exposed thongs update

till tomorrow then
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hey everyone, you may have noticed on the TGP page of Dumpster Sluts I've got more galleries before they go into the archieve. just trying to give more free porn to the world

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garv's pissed off rant of the day

I was thinking the other day of ex girlfriends and one thing that really pissed me off about a few of them, they would all fuck but if you wanted to finish in their mouth they wouldn't let you, one even suggested CLEANING it first cause they didn't want the taste of their own cunts in their mouth. Ok understandably, so when I get a girl like this I never kiss them after they go down on me, not till their mouth has been cleaned out. Girls get so pissed about that! Other girls you can fuck in the ass and then they'll happily suck you off.

I LOVE SLUTS!

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Calories used during sex every chicks into dieting no matter what they tell you, they are. So if they think having sex burns off that fat then you're going to get more right? So tell em it's equal to a 3 hour game of tennis and you'll have them wanting to fuck you every 3 minutes!

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anal 3some vid this goes great with the rant of the day, this babe gets an anal spitroast


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garv's pissed off rant of the day
last night i lost a lot of the archives when a computerfuck up destroyed them, so I spent hours trying to get as many of them back, at the moment the front page is full of cum shot galleries. Sorry about that. I was so pissed off


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Squish now this rocks, he squishes stuff on his scanner and captures it all. Very cool thinking! Make sure you check out the Cornetto squish

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this babe is hot. Worth checiking out, doesn't get naked :( but what a body!


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News Flash - yeah lame I know.

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garv's pissed off rant of the day
Big Brother Australia, what a pile of shit! I was watching it to see if it was at all interesting. how lame it was, I'd rather sit in a pub and watch drunks go at it. however tonight's meant to be their uncut version, if it's uncut why the fuck is it on 9.30pm? I would think 10.30 when all the kiddies have gone to bed and we can see Krystals big ass boobies. but from what I've seen it's people sitting around boring the shit out of me going, "well since i've been in here I've grown so many ways, i have a deaper understanding of myself" Fuck off do they! give em 24 hours of porn and some lube then they'll have a deeper understanding of themselves!


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this ones pretty lame but after an experience where I was about to get lucky with this slut and she goes oh garv wear a condom I've got chlamydia I think it's a thoughtful idea, Hey beck if you're reading!
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garv's pissed off rant of the day
That's right I'm fucken sick of Australian banks and their charges, as I understand it American banks also charge for the right to get to your own money at an ATM/Cash Machine. I was living in Britain for two years and they have no charges at all! Coming home to australia and being told I have to pay $1.50 for everytime I want to spend some of my own fucking cash just pissed me off! I wanna throw a bomb in their fucken branches.

If you got to beat up some bank teller to get your cash, then I understand the $1.50 charge but fucken hell BANKS OUT THERE YOU FUCKEN SUCK!


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look mum no hands - a japanese auto masturbator for men

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News flash

why did no one inform me of this sport till today. Puts rugby to shame!

WOW!


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garv's pissed off rant of the day
Girls and group sex
yesterday I said I'd tell you a story about an ex girlfriend, she was a slut, i knew she was sleeping around behind my back, big deal I was too, Hi Lisa if you're reading this. anyway it got to the point where we were both shagging so many other people we weren't having any time for each other. So we decided to have group sex, first off it was me Lisa and one of the other girls I was fucking. 3 some MFF always good, but after the first five or so times she's like well now it's my turn to bring in my lovers. Yes people in porn land she said "loverS" she says to me "I'll take one in each hand one in the mouth and you in my cunt, but I aint taken no one up the ass cause I'm not a slut" she really was a great girl loved having anal one on one but not in group. Never understood why. now girls that don't like a good MFF threesome just suck! Worse still girls who don't like porn.


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subservient chicken - burger king getting in on internet hype, took them long enough, anyway make him jump, bark like a dog, tell him what you want to.

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garv's pissed off rant of the day
Wankers with new digital cameras:
I was at a party the other night, and this stupid cunt had himself a new digital camera, there's nothing worse than an idiot with a digital camera, he's the type that goes,

"Hey you wanna see what the picture was like?"
and after the first smart arse comment from me
"no I don't want to see what I looked like 5 seconds before"
He didn't get that I was serious, thinking everyone wants to see what they looked like 5 seconds before now, this may have been coolish back in 98-99 but now everyones over it. We don't care! The worst part is when he's there and someones like hey take a picture THEN asks to see what it looks like this just eggs these fuckers on!

If they were shooting porn these are the type of people that would look through the back of the screen and go yep good shot, rather than FUCK BABE LOVE YA TITS!


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this site rocks
Yeti Sport
I've wasted far to much time there.


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