Wednesday, December 15, 2004
German pensioner duped by naked invitation & bad sex award
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this reminds me of a story a mate told me about some guys that got done over when they were offered a "Free Tit Lick" that's right they could lick chicks tits for free what they didn't know was the tits were covered in chloroform, once they'd licked the tits someone would follow them wait till they passed out and then remove all their valuables any way here's a news story about a poor old horny German guy: German pensioner duped by naked invitation
more interesting news: US author Wolfe wins bad sex award - an award given out about the worst sex in a book for the year "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue," one of his winning sentences begins. this passage isn't from the winning book but here's South African author Andre Brink's description of a clit hahaha! "(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end." |
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