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what is it with dick heads that don't know how to turn off their mobile phones in a cinema? These guys ruin films especially if they think it's so damn important that they have to take the call! What fucken idiot goes to the cinema and then accepts a phone call?! I was watching shrek yesterday and the dumb bimbo that should be on my ugly girls page decides to answer the phone, As I scream at her "YOU STUPID FUCKEN CUNT GET OFF THE PHONE" she looks at me and goes "This is a film for children please don't swear in here" What the fuck is she thinking I just threw some pop corn at her and told her that she was a dumb bitch and that she had ruined the film for me. then she had the nerve to tell the usher I was causing a problem and throwing pop corn.

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